Neil Barker

I won the three-legged race at school once, and it’s been downhill ever since

[Neil Barker @Neil__Barker]

@Heccles94 @ZackPolanski Temu Russell Brand pack it in man. You’re all clapped. Bigger terrorist sympathisers than Corbyn.

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@MrJamesMay @caileachcrubach Play silly games win silly prizes. These nutters siding with the stabbist need their own dose of electro shock therapy man. Pack it in. The silly cunt might well have had a bomb vest on, as they’re well known to have. Fake or otherwise, it’s a threat until it isn’t.

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So, can you confirm to me that if an engineer attends he’s apparently just going to plug our house into the mains? 😂 I’m finding it hard to believe that a fella coming to the house to put credit on the meter while we wait for a new card will risk an explosion…

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@OVOEnergy I am, right now, on the phone to one of your incredibly unhelpful call handlers, who has just informed me that an engineer will not attend my property to put credit on the meter whilst we wait for a new card to be delivered in the post, because it risks his life?

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@glen_birnie @Dragonsoul9Fire @cosmicmemories8 Fucking hell your tiny mind must be working overtime. Thermite explosions 😂 it’s fucking cables and gas lines you mong, get off the internet and get some slee

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@ablasalma About 100 cunts started an attack on the arab America, and thought it was a good idea? Surprised pikachu faces all round

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@cow_moon57719 @Cecilysaunder18 @hoverfrog @benonwine Yeah most won’t, and I can almost guarantee that it’s nothing to do with the feelings felt or inflicted on the person in the road but the consequences for the driver IE jail time etc, if you choose to sit in the middle of a live road then you’re at fault if you get hurt¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@cow_moon57719 @Cecilysaunder18 @hoverfrog @benonwine Yes he did mean to do it. Yes she was in the road. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. We teach kids not to play on the roads for this exact reason. Yes he’ll probably get in trouble, but his actions are the wish of every driver stuck behind them and he has all their support.

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@cow_moon57719 @Cecilysaunder18 @hoverfrog @benonwine Nope if you stand on a road you run the risk of being run over.

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@Sid97504922Sid @rayblais4 @Risemelbourne No because military’s across the world require their soldiers to disobey illegal orders. And they’re still people. Sure there’s the odd mad one, but for the most part they are “patriots” who aren’t going to murder thousands of Americans for no reason. Behave yourself.

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@stropo27 @Maui Wooden houses in dry areas with high winds and no water. Not lasers from space, not Chem trails prepping areas with flammable materials, no land grab so poorly orchestrated that tiktokers figured it out, just bad planning and bad shit happening…

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@matttttt187 You lot are fucking nuts like. Never seen demolition work? Main road right beside the burn area that’s going to be hella dusty cause it’s dry and hot as shit? The fences will stop the majority of the dust blowing onto the road, just like it does at any other demolition site.

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@rayblais4 @Risemelbourne Oh aye, just ask a soldier to point their new toy at a populated island? Behave yourself man, you don’t really believe that shite do you… I agree everyone has an ulterior motive, your co worker, the checkout girl, even your mother, but they’re not that daft to make it so obvious

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@Risemelbourne Clapped mad bastards thinking lasers from space is the cause. Behave yourselves and go play with the grass or something.

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@Risemelbourne Your man with the backwards cap is the anomaly. Petrol burns at 1100 ish degrees. Aluminium melts at about 650. Notice how only the back wheels are melted? And that happens to be where to petrol tank is? Embers float, hot dry air in a hot dry area that ember will move.

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@YourSSE I’ve replied to your DM, I appreciate you’re probably busy but I’ve got a disabled man who uses breathing apparatus and no electric and every single payment method is unavailable. I need to get this topped up or he will be hospitalised.

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@YourSSE trying to top up my electric that’s gone out, websites saying it’s all offline even the pay points at the shops so how do I get electric back on to cook and wash etc?

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@OVOEnergy trying to top up my electric that’s gone out and the websites telling me that the service is down? So how do I get electric to cook wash etc

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@manypets_uk a bit of a bait and switch tactic you’ve developed now, changing your renewal terms to take existing/previous claims into account after baiting people into lifetime policies that were now stuck in and getting robbed for.

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@libsoftiktok “He just put a magazine in it” so ya knew it was unloaded, and just watched? Just as bad as the cunt with the gun