Neil MacInnes

#1 official princess of Argyll & Bute. Promo Fo, Eurovision extraordinaire, and faux scientist. Best known for: not knowing who is Belen Esteban.

[lemon 🍋🇧🇬 @wlemonesc]

to this day i cant believe this song actually won. everything about it screams 24th place

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

the amazing sexual penis

[Neil MacInnes @Neilis2cool]

NOW DO THE GUCCI BANG BANG!

[Bruno 🧮🍉 @euro_bruno]

cracks me up how they tried to make him have heterosexual chemistry with all those women when he's as gay as a picnic basket

[Neil MacInnes @Neilis2cool]

Okay that’s nice but who commissioned this photo shoot I just need to know.

[Eurovision Asia Updates @esc_asia]

Speaking to Ynet, #EurovisionAsia Executive Producer Assaf Blecher stated that moving 🇮🇱 Israel to the Asian contest "cannot happen" because some participating countries "are not fans of Israel."

The article also reports that negotiations are being held with 🇯🇵 Japan.

[Neil MacInnes @Neilis2cool]

This format for Drag Race is only in its second year but the drama that it can cause is really delivering on the TV front. 😭☠️

[belakboy @itsbelakboy]

Salina and Aura being in a Pekpek “alliance” but never giving an MVQ point to each other a SINGLE time this entire bracket is reality television gold 😭
#DragRace

[Mina, dat big cat babe @MinaLioness]

I knew Stansted Airport was ghetto as hell, when we were running for the train home and the pilot of our plane was running for the same train.

[Neil MacInnes @Neilis2cool]

Unrelated: He is so fine. 🥰

[Diego G @diego987651]

Habría sacado cero del televoto en 2020

[Neil MacInnes @Neilis2cool]

Spotify really wants me to buy tickets for Blue in London next week. How much do you think a Blue gig would set you back in this big year of 2026? £61.50 for the cheapest seat in the house. How much debt are they in?!!

[qurralo🇨🇦قورّالۆ қурало @qurralo]

nobody is making me suck on an azerbaijani flag

[Neil MacInnes @Neilis2cool]

Unrelated but how does the stage in FdC in 2010 look more high budget than they do now in the 2020’s?

[Rae @ruslaxcoll]

Should’ve been Lisbon 🇵🇹 2011 😢

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Neil MacInnes @Neilis2cool]

My top 3 for 2018 was Fuego, Monsters, and THIS! 🫡👏🇸🇪

[Evian | 🇲🇹🇨🇿🇦🇺 @GachaVian]

this is literally if overhated was a song.

Definitely unpopular opinion : it ABSOLUTELY deserved 7th

[heehee @thickpepsi]

there are certain countries where u need to bottom and one of them is barcelona

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Do you think you’re superior for not using AI in your work?” Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

“Mum, do you want a throo for ya cartch?”

[Neil MacInnes @Neilis2cool]

No. At my age who has the time? And also there’s like 9 million people I’ve met in my life that I don’t speak to anymore that I still like and appreciate and hold no bad blood towards. 🤷‍♀️

[masha @masha_slp]

Do y’all delete pictures and memories of people you don’t speak to no more? Be sincere

[Neil MacInnes @Neilis2cool]

In the 70 years of this contest there is not a song that is worse and has had less of an impact than “Perfect Life”. ☠️

[Gabriel 🔭 @vodimtenigranku]

Rank the last 10 entries from Germany

[Neil MacInnes @Neilis2cool]

It’s like asking me to choose a favourite child I can’t do it!

[Gabriel 🔭 @vodimtenigranku]

Rank the last 10 entries from Spain

[Neil MacInnes @Neilis2cool]

Philomena Cunk.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

In your ideal world, who would be Prime Minister of the UK?

[Neil MacInnes @Neilis2cool]

The Mighty Hoopla FOMO is REAL. But I tell you you will ALL have the mighty fomo when it comes to MY hoop. La. 💁‍♀️