Neil Mehta

My inspiration is the people in the front row

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@spatel2315 @richhomiekhan Nailed that kaytra vibe before it was even a thing. I also don’t understand how he only made one song that sounded like this, he needed more affirmation in his life I guess smh

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ah shit here we go again

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ah shit here we go again

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@richhomiekhan elon said he's going to start charging a yearly subscription fee to couples who met on twitter 🤭

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@godjilla97 Thank u for the love and support 🙏🏽 contribute to my patreon or just venmo me

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pressing "skip intro" on the succession title song

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@kinjaldave7 They may get in the way but the show will go on 🙏🏽

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my first tweet in months but this has been weighing heavy on my mind: bowel regimens should be called diarrhetics

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@pizzaguyhasan there's actually a good read kinda similar to this lolol
https://t.co/QeBLwz0nvc

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north waiting in the secretarys office at 7:23 pm tryna call her dad to come pick her up

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Kanye West says he will not have a phone until “DONDA 2” drops

“I don’t have a phone until 2/22/22, my focus is taking my kids to school and finishing the album”

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@spatel2315 @shankap0tomus @shwin123 @dparikh4 good at least one of you is standing

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these kids when they grow up

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if we put nicotine in toothpaste kids will get addicted to brushing their teeth

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regular water: 🦵🏽

seltzer water:

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the booster mRNA snippets absolutely livid at my B cells for not doing enough

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my parents: how does the vaccine feel

me:

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god it's me neil

are u there

I just ate a 2 day old halal platter for breakfast and I'm really gonna need you soon

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i'm out here swerving on the turnpike actively trying to hit a pothole because the first one 3 miles back turned on some expensive repair signs

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@richhomiekhan me when they say "yes" after I knock

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TJ employees are my therapists and these are my ssris

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ye by the end of this event

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when I grab a hand full of trail mix with way too many m&ms I put some back in because I know how to save for my future