Neil Crawford

Life is sweet when the beer is cold....🍺

[Neil Crawford @NeillyEFC]

@hamish351 @amazing_nature0 Mate...your Nuts

[Neil Crawford @NeillyEFC]

@hamish351 @amazing_nature0 I need a garden mate lol

[Neil Crawford @NeillyEFC]

@GaryLineker My first Everton kit that one 👍

[Neil Crawford @NeillyEFC]

So 1 sub could be made every 9 mins during a game football. Add this to the xtra water breaks and the VAR stoppages and the wonderful flowing game is now no more #Ruined

[Neil Crawford @NeillyEFC]

@hamish351 Have you learnt your lesson 🤷‍♂️

[Neil Crawford @NeillyEFC]

@hamish351 😲Cheers Skipper

[Neil Crawford @NeillyEFC]

@hamish351 Why in Swedish

[Neil Crawford @NeillyEFC]

@hamish351 Eye Eye Man

[Neil Crawford @NeillyEFC]

STAY ALERT you say Boris, I’ll not bloody sleep tonight

[Neil Crawford @NeillyEFC]

@GaryLineker Why not just drink a bottle of sanitizer #Sorted

[Neil Crawford @NeillyEFC]

Be no visits to the barbers for a while for all those skin fades #hippylookisComing

[Neil Crawford @NeillyEFC]

So you can’t shake hands before the game but can shake hands at final whistle #LIVATL #COVID19

[Neil Crawford @NeillyEFC]

@GaryLineker We used to say in football a referee only sees every incident once. With VAR it takes up to ten views because after the ninth it still can’t decide. Next thing we will see is warm up periods being introduced

[Neil Crawford @NeillyEFC]

This should happen for the first time a Goal scorer WAITS for VAR to complete so he can celebrate his goal #embarrassing

[Neil Crawford @NeillyEFC]

@coleynumber1 You’d be hiding in your tent with a tin of Steiger lager lol

[Neil Crawford @NeillyEFC]

@coleynumber1 So when liverpool hold there phones up after the #CLF will you repeat this annoyance Mr Cole?

[Neil Crawford @NeillyEFC]

This has to be a complete joke