BREAKINGNEWS Just so MAGA is aware the removal of Trump's name from the Kennedy Center is a permanent injunction. This can NOT be appealed. Trump has 14 days to remove his name. 🚨
BREAKING: An Iranian official says the only nuclear dust Trump will get is the “nuclear-level dusting” he's doing in his diaper every time Iran says, "No deal!"
BREAKING: Two Fox News staffers reportedly had mental breakdowns this weekend after reading the morning network-wide memos explaining how to spin Trump’s disastrous Iran deal as a victory for him.
HOLY CRAP Trump actually accomplished a miracle. Here is what he got out of Iran:
- Reduce its stockpile of enriched uranium by about 98%
- Limit uranium enrichment to 3.67% purity (far below weapons-grade)
- Cut the number of installed centrifuges by roughly two-thirds
- Only enrich uranium at one declared site (Natanz)
- Stop enrichment activities at Fordow and convert it into a research facility
- Redesign the Arak heavy-water reactor so it could not easily produce weapons-grade plutonium
- Ship out or dilute excess enriched uranium
Allow extensive inspections by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA)
Permit continuous monitoring of nuclear facilities and supply chains
- Accept “snap” inspections under expanded monitoring rules
- Avoid building new heavy-water reactors for years
- Stay within strict limits on uranium stockpile size and centrifuge development for set periods ranging from 10–25 years
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That was the JCPOA that Obama signed with Iran, only to have him tear it up, kill 140 kids, get hundreds of Americans injured, 13 killed, and gas prices to surge 50%.
BREAKING: Trump is reportedly furious Stephen Colbert didn’t make the last episode of The Late Show all about him, and instead Colbert totally ignored him.
BREAKING: This is MASSIVE 🔥
🇪🇸 Spain, under Pedro Sánchez, calls for EU sanctions against Israel.
🇮🇹 Italy, under Meloni calls for EU sanctions against Israel.
What a courageous leadership Spain and Italy has got 🔥🫡
BREAKING: Stunning new polling shows Democrat James Talarico leading in the polls against his likely Republican opponent in Texas' Senate race. This would be a MASSIVE flip for Democrats. Wow.
BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly pissed because Ukraine is now steadily liberating its land with drones and pummeling Russian energy export infrastructure to the point that Trump isn't involved in the peace talks, and won't be invited to the final photo-op to take credit.
BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries is creating a multi-year plan to combat Republican gerrymandering efforts. Democrats are going to fight fire with fire. This is huge.
BREAKING: The U.S. Court of Appeals seems ready to reject the Pentagon's reckless prosecution of Senator Mark Kelly. This is a major victory for the rule of law and a massive defeat for Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth.
BREAKING: For the first time a journalist has reportedly told Donald Trump on a phone call, “Every single claim you have made about this war has been proven a lie within hours, and I will not be publishing anything you’ve told me today.”
BREAKING: New polling released this morning just revealed James Talarico is leading both of his potential Republican opponents. There is a real chance Texas turns blue. Let’s go.