Christopher

[Christopher @NekkidH]

@Natute123 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢

[OkieMaga_Patriot46 @Okie_Patriot46]

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials.

If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...

We already got it in.

Like...GOT. IT. IN.

We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.

We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.

We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.

Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?

And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.

That was TALENT.

We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.

There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”

And we FOLLOWED MIKE.

We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.

And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.

Eating pizza and watching movies.

Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.

We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.

We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.

We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.

We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.

We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.

So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.

And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.

Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.

We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.

We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.

So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”

Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.

Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.

xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

PROPHETIC????

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: GAUNTLET THROWN! Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear sends a formal letter to Mitch McConnell's office demanding an update on his health amidst rumors that the senator is braindead.

The cat is about to leap yowling out of the bag...

“Over the last several weeks, Kentuckians have grown increasingly concerned about the health and well-being of Sen. McConnell. I am requesting the Senator provide an update on his current health status," the letter reads.

Three weeks ago, McConnell was hospitalized after suffering a cardiac arrest and receiving CPR. Immediately after he was admitted, his wife Elaine Chao suspiciously flew straight to China to meet high-ranking CCP officials, stoking speculation that she was updating them on McConnell's possible demise.

Since then, independent reporters have suggested that McConnell is braindead, which would certainly track with the habit of bizarrely freezing up and falling that has been observed from the senator over the past year. His office has offered no real updates to his constituents.

“Allowing speculation to continue in the media is not fair to the Senator or to Kentuckians, and my hope is that this provides him the opportunity to share the information in a transparent manner, direct from the source,” wrote Beshear. “I wish him a safe and speedy recovery.”

If indeed McConnell is permanently incapacitated, Governor Beshear would appoint a replacement to fill his seat from a list of names provided by the state's Republican Party. A special election would then be held and some are already urging Congressman Thomas Massie, a sworn enemy of Donald Trump, to run.

Whatever the truth of the matter here, McConnell owes an explanation to the people of Kentucky. If he is alive and intends to return to his duties, it would be a simple matter to release a photo or video as proof of life. If the worst has befallen him, his office must immediately release that information so that the wheels of democracy may continue to turn.

Please ❤️ and share to thank Governor Beshear!

[Christopher @NekkidH]

@MiaForTrump 👍🏻

[Christopher @NekkidH]

@elonmuskTN 19

[Tara Dublin @taradublinrocks]

QUIET, PIGGY

#TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

This is the level of anger we should ALL have‼️

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

🚨BREAKING: Unearthed video EXPOSES Trump's feelings about who is to blame for gov't shutdowns. "I actually think the President would be blamed if there is a shutdown. I think it would be a tremendously negative mark."

Share widely.
#DonaldTrumpsShutdown

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: CNN just aired a devastating montage highlighting all of Donald Trump’s failures 200 days in. Donald Trump would hate if this went viral.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: The White House melts down over the new South Park episode for brutally mocking Donald Trump and his "teeny tiny" manhood, his Jeffrey Epstein scandal, and depicting him in bed with Satan in its most relentless season premiere to date.

MAGA world is already clamoring for a boycott...

"The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end — for years they have come after South Park for what they labeled as ‘offense’ [sic] content, but suddenly they are praising the show,” White House Assistant Press Secretary Taylor Rogers said to Rolling Stone.

"Just like the creators of South Park, the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows," she went on. "This show hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention. President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history — and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak."

In reality, South Park is an incredibly popular show and the creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone recently struck a $1.5 billion streaming deal with Paramount. It has never been more relevant.

Before Rogers released her statement on behalf of her boss, Rolling Stone asked several Trump officials if clips from the episode had been shared within their circle and were told: "Of course."

The anti-Trump premiere is going viral on social media and for good reason. In addition to showcasing the show's trademark humor, it contains biting satire. It includes an AI-generated PSA of a naked Trump as a means of criticizing the $16 million settlement/bribe that Trump recently struck with Paramount. That deal also included "$20 million “from the new Owners, in Advertising, PSAs, or similar Programming.”

Paramount Global agreed to pay the settlement to end Trump's sham lawsuit over a "60 Minutes" interview with Kamala Harris in 2024. The suit has been widely interpreted as presidential extortion on Trump's part because Paramount is simultaneously trying to obtain permission from Trump’s Federal Communications Commission for a merger with Skydance Media. The merger is estimated to be worth $8 billion.

The episode depicts Trump suing the town of South Park for $5 billion for challenging the presence of Jesus Christ at their school — a clear reference to the encroaching efforts by Republicans to turn this nation into a Christian theocracy.

“You guys saw what happened to CBS? Yeah, well, guess who owns CBS? Paramount,” Jesus himself warns towards the end of the episode. “Do you really want to end up like Colbert?”

In another clear reference to the Paramount settlement, one scene depicts "60 Minutes" covering the chaos in South Park caused by Trump's Jesus lawsuit. The hosts slavishly praise Trump as a "great man," skewering the North Korean style devotion that Trump demands in real life.

“We know he’s probably watching,” says one of the cartoon hosts, referencing Trump's well-documented addiction to TV.

It's worth noting that Trump is animated in the same style that Saddam Hussein was in the South Park movie, with his real face horizontally bisected to serve as a mouth. The comparisons between the brutal dictator and would-be dictator are obvious.

But the humiliation doesn't end there. Trump's micro-penis is shown five times during the episode and at one point Satan discusses Trump's name appearing in the Epstein files, saying : "It’s weird that whenever it comes up, you just tell everyone to relax."

It's clear that the cultural tide has shifted hard against Trump. His presidency is an abject failure by every metric and he's been rendered a laughingstock by one of the country's most beloved shows.

Please retweet and ❤️ to thank South Park for hitting Trump so hard!

[Surfer Dude 🏄‍♂️ @dudeonthebay]

Omg South Park went full scorched earth on Trump tonight 💀💀

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

I feel like @TheDemocrats should post this image on every social media platform every day until the midterms

[Dutchy Patrick @DutchyPatrick]

Epstein died under Trump’s watch.
The Epstein list suddenly disappeared under Trump’s watch.
But he doesn’t want us to ask questions about it.

So maybe a good time to keep sharing pictures of Trump having fun with creep and pedophile Epstein.

You know what to do….

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: People on X are sharing this Photo of Joe Biden After Trump WAR With IRAN with the hashtag #WeMissJoe

[Michelle @Michell33650674]

ELON. America has a deal for you. We know you RIGGED the election for Trump, Vance, and some GOP members of Congress. You and Trump have both ADMITTED it. In exchange for LENIENCE, provide us with the EVIDENCE. This is going to catch up with you. It's your best option.

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[Michelle @Michell33650674]

REPOST

[J @jasonllevin]

#NoKingsDay

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

REN!!!!