Pretty witty Nell

gone over 🍊 🍊

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My parent’s 62nd wedding anniversary yesterday. My dad’s advice; “do all the things you want to do now and make the most of your days because it was only yesterday that I was 20 and plucked up the courage to ask the most beautiful girl in the room to dance with me”❤️

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@MbarkCherguia Enjoy the view.

If it really did happen like that and I wasn’t mangled, I feel I might laugh

And then splat like everyone else

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@GilbertDabari Shook his hand once, many years ago in St Peter’s

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@MbarkCherguia Leopold

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@BAAAM92ISBACK Well nevermind. It’s just called being human

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@rpaton11 There’s an appetite for every kind of thing. This is Twitter. Well, sort of.

You could set up an account dedicated to people who enjoy picking scabs and you’d get followers.

[Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__]

🚨 What’s happening in Sicily - Italy 🇮🇹 is absolutely extraordinary

Mount Etna is erupting with its summit covered in snow

Here are some explorers skiing between snow and fire!

Unprecedented

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@hoodcrazy_ Sounds like a loon.

Best ignored

One punch can kill someone

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@jennabbx_ @hoodcrazy_ No.

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Hey folks, after this weekend I’m deleting this app. I don’t go on Bluesky much, but if you fancy it, you can follow me there. 😊Same @

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@gallejl1 @AspersionCaster Nor do I!

Strange that people would care so much about two people dating.

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@TashP351 My mum started when she was in her 50s. Did very well, got her O level. My Nan, then in her 90s, used to ask mum’s teacher how she was getting on 😊

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@MyshkinFool Unless you’re truly terrible, like big H, or truly wonderful like, umm 🤔 no one really remembers you for more than 100 years. Just go to St Paul’s. All those venerable, dusty Victorians 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@MyshkinFool Sleep reading

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@MysteriosoX Haha! Don’t worry, doing that now!

The Michelin one you mentioned first will be useful for a work thing anyway.

This one’s for fam x

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Good Japanese restaurants in central London?

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@MysteriosoX Fab! Thanks!

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@MysteriosoX Thank you!

Anywhere in between?

Want a bit swanky but not ££££😮

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@thebrunette24 Haha! 😜

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@thebrunette24 😮😆

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@thebrunette24 I don’t think I’ve ever f*cked a friend or had a threesome. But the rest… um 😅