Nella Darling

Author of SWIPE RIGHT, KEEP LEFT – laugh-out-loud divorce & online dating memoir (5★ reviews). Working on book two & stage adaptation. UK based. Queries open.

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

SWIPE RIGHT, KEEP LEFT is my laugh-out-loud “safety manual” for modern dating – a coming-of-middle-age romcom memoir for anyone who’s ever stared at a dating app and thought, absolutely not!
👉https://t.co/04qXYBbazy
Agents/editors: happy to chat #WritingCommunity #Memoir #Romcom

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

If modern dating has ever made you stare into the middle distance and whisper “absolutely not,” my book may be your people.
https://t.co/SQDXwbWRGL
#MidlifeDating #FunnyReads #BookRecommendation #WomenOver40 #SwipeRightKeepLeft

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

Some men bring flowers.
Some bring a selfie from 2008, emotional damage and an opinion on alpha males.
I wrote a book about them.
https://t.co/ho0cThXmJN
#DatingDisasters #FunnyBooks #DatingOver40 #MidlifeDating #Memoir

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

Nothing ages a woman faster than a man saying “I’m just brutally honest” when what he means is “deeply annoying.”
#DatingHumour #MidlifeWomen #DatingFails #WomenWriting #SwipeRightKeepLeft

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

Swipe Right, Keep Left is basically what happens when divorce, dating apps and poor decision-making all join forces.
Sadly for me. Happily for readers.
https://t.co/SQDXwbWjRd
#FunnyMemoir #DatingDisasters #MidlifeLove #BookTwitter #ReadWomen

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

Midlife dating is amazing because the bar is in hell and yet somehow men still arrive with a shovel.
#MidlifeDating #DatingOver40 #OnlineDating #SwipeRightKeepLeft #WomenOver40

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

If your ideal read is honest, funny, slightly chaotic and occasionally one bad date away from homicide, hello.
#DarkHumour #DatingStories #BookRecommendation #WomenWriting #MidlifeLove

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

There are romantic comedies, and then there are realistic comedies where the romance is unverified and someone definitely gets ghosted.
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#RomComEnergy #ModernDating #FunnyBooks #MemoirWriting #SwipeRightKeepLeft

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

My book is proof that you can survive heartbreak, rebuild your life, raise a child and still find time to be annoyed by a man’s chewing.
#SingleMumLife #DivorceRecovery #FunnyMemoir #DatingOver40 #SwipeRightKeepLeft

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

Every woman dating in midlife deserves a loyalty card.
Buy 9 awkward coffees, get 1 functioning adult free.
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#MidlifeDating #OnlineDatingFails #Humour #WomenOver40 #BookTwitter

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

A bold choice, really, to join a dating app when I was already battling builders, budgets and emotional ruin.
But here we are. And now it’s a book.
#WriterLife #MidlifeMemoir #DatingDisasters #Bookish #SwipeRightKeepLeft

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

For anyone navigating midlife, modern dating, or the slow realisation that peace is actually very sexy — this one’s for you.
#MidlifeWomen #DatingOver40 #StartingOver #BookTwitter #ReadMore

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

I wrote the kind of book you text your mate about halfway through because one chapter is simply too ridiculous to process alone.
https://t.co/ho0cThWOUf
#BookLovers #FunnyReads #WomenReading #Memoir #SwipeRightKeepLeft

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

You know a date is going badly when you start feeling warmly towards your ex purely by comparison.
#DatingFails #MidlifeLove #OnlineDatingHumour #BookPromotion #SwipeRightKeepLeft

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

My memoir includes dating app disasters, post-divorce chaos and enough second-hand embarrassment to keep you warm all weekend.
https://t.co/SQDXwbWRGL
#MemoirReads #FunnyBook #MidlifeHumour #DatingAppLife #WomenWriters

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

Dating over 40 is a remarkable experience because attraction now includes things like emotional literacy, decent punctuation and owning more than one towel.
#DatingOver40 #MidlifeDating #FunnyTruths #BookTwitterUK #SwipeRightKeepLeft

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

Some books are escapism.
Mine is more: come sit with me while I tell you something appalling that happened over coffee.
#Memoir #HumourBooks #DatingStories #ReadersOfX #SwipeRightKeepLeft

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

This book is what happens when life says “fresh start” and you reply, “That sounds expensive and emotionally unsafe.”
https://t.co/SQDXwbWjRd
#StartingAgain #DivorceRecovery #FunnyBooks #MidlifeLove #BookTwitter

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

I came back to dating for romance and personal growth.
I stayed for the material.
#WriterLife #DatingDisasters #MemoirWriting #FunnyWomen #SwipeRightKeepLeft

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

Swipe Right, Keep Left: for readers who enjoy humour, honesty, and the comforting reminder that other people’s dates are worse than theirs.
https://t.co/ho0cThXmJN
#BookRecommendation #FunnyMemoir #DatingOver40 #MidlifeWomen #BookishLife

[Nella Darling @NellaDAuthor]

There is nothing quite like the confidence of a mediocre man with a golf polo shirt and access to Wi-Fi.
#DatingHumour #OnlineDating #MidlifeDating #WomenWriting #SwipeRightKeepLeft