Nells Nelson (1 Time TOTW)

Paying member @3jacknational | Vietnam Veteran | I can feel it in my #plums

[John @iam_johnw]

Netflix and hbo executives getting ready to hire Dave Franco to play Luigi Mangione in a 4 part documentary https://t.co/5f6qA5asW1

[Nells Nelson (1 Time TOTW) @NellsNelson1]

@BennyBurt5 Deviled eggs?????

[Nells Nelson (1 Time TOTW) @NellsNelson1]

@RonsGoodTweets Up $350 on his current bookie* Down $5k to the other 5 he’s currently dodging

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

replied to a work email on my phone in front of my dad

[Dick McFadden @Dickmcfadden69]

Bartenders the second their hands touch a TV remote

[Bobby Skinner @BobbySkinner_]

“Are you Italian by chance?”

[Nells Nelson (1 Time TOTW) @NellsNelson1]

@ChesterMuff1958 Only thing I regret is how much it cost to actually go to a d3 school. I wouldve saved myself thousands going to a state school off the rip

[Eli @rats7]

so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets

[Nells Nelson (1 Time TOTW) @NellsNelson1]

@playpigeonss Non ball knowers

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Jake Paul has challenged Junior Soprano for his next fight

[Nells Nelson (1 Time TOTW) @NellsNelson1]

@shantathequeen Over and I know it cashed

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Seriously 😂 @TheBabylonBee

[Nells Nelson (1 Time TOTW) @NellsNelson1]

@up_glove @RonsGoodTweets @kind_wizird @shantathequeen Took a gander at these so called “big time coaches” - never heard of any of em. Ever heard of a guy named Scottie Scheffler? Hes fully endorsed SGC. I’m sure your products are good, they’re just not as good as the products at StapleGolfCo

[will defries @willdefries]

just spitballing here but what if instead of a beer glass that makes you drink slower, there were a longbeck beer bottle with ridges in the neck (almost like a vortex) that shot beer down your throat at record speeds

[Nells Nelson (1 Time TOTW) @NellsNelson1]

@barstoolsports @StoolBaseball While this is clearly the wrong call by blue, it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving player lmao

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Will Levis drops back”

[Nells Nelson (1 Time TOTW) @NellsNelson1]

@justinboldaji Top notch pie there

[Nells Nelson (1 Time TOTW) @NellsNelson1]

With the tv right there too! What a guy!

[Nells Nelson (1 Time TOTW) @NellsNelson1]

@ScottyCameron And with an affordable price tag of $5500-7k (even though it costs nothing extra to make) I’m sure the everyday golfer can afford 2 of them!