Neil Williams

Father of three, master of none. Views and opinions are most likely stolen.

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Yesterday, my #family was completed.
Welcome to the world my gorgeous daughter Alys. I hope I’ll do you proud. Xxx

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@NoContextBrits Praying it happens at night so I haven’t got to go to work in the morning

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@nocontextmemes “All the gear and no idea”

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@F1 That will blatantly jinx the race

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@F1 “And Max Verstappen WINS the Japanese Grand Prix

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@KenyanSays One step closer to Wall-E

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@sakaera_ This aged beautifully. Well done pal. This is why everyone hates Arsenal at the mo

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@SpursWomen She’s very brave for not hiding her Romulan heritage

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@DRoj I don’t think any Welsh players scored points mate. 😬😬

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@harlequinspod Was that luck?

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@nocontextmemes Everyone after seeing this

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@CNviolations Staying in the departure lounge

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@bushontheradio Fella in work said "low hanging veg" once. Years ago. He still gets the piss taken out of him

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@babyurtheloml Most impressive part of this video is someone from America finding all those countries on a map. 😆

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@bushontheradio People who talk in supermarket doorways
People who don't put supermarket trolleys back
People who have 5,000 items but don't let you go first when you have one item.

Seems supermarkets are an angry place for me... 🙃

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@Nig_Farmer I should call her...

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@NoContextBrits

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Heartburn

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@cooltechtipz Me after trying this later

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@FootbaIIFckUps “English or Spanish”