NelsonKurt

i love twitter and the internet

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some tweaker is laughing his ass off next to me on the streetcar and i’m tempted to ask him to ghost write a tweet for me…

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@nocorrect_ please come to the party i an at lover

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the stalion wasnt here today… rip my life. 🙃🙃🙃

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I used @Shazam to discover Deceptacon by Le Tigre. https://t.co/jaUEJfIyLb

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there’s no worse feeling then when you look at your friend and all he has to say is “I’ma tomato.”

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word on the block is some of yall dont even play volleyball…. this true?

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IT’S FRY O’CLOCK SOMEWHERE

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#tetris #god

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@cropey1

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when was the last time you heard anyone say “remember the alamo”?

our dumbass’ done gone and forgot.

#usa #zoomer #genz #thealamo #alamo #texas #love #liberty #happiness #mexico #freedom #rememberthealamo #godbless #america #numberone #war #militaryindustrialcomplexe

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@cropey1 is this why youve been playing hooky?

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many of the ops looking like they might got scurvy….

…not saying who tho

#scurvy #doctor #ill #sick #ops #hospital #dead #coffee #who #mewheni #lemon #billy #fatass #orange #issac #school #bio #chem #funny #dog #fly #zwitter

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@JerryLop9 you guys buying stock in walmart or am i tripping?

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ive got a friend who looks just like this…

…not saying who tho

#cat #look #meow #animal #funny #internet #rockandroll #unhappy #computer #pet #dog #spoilyourdog #ears #purr #wingus #bingus #mingus #eyeball #bummer #relatable #mewhen #pussycat #image #imagine #JohnLennon

[NelsonKurt @NelsonCurtain]

i wise man once said that if you eat dinner then you will be just wishing for breakfast…

#food #lunch #dinner #starving #mario #judah #breakfast #funny #memes #relatable #gamer #eggs #bread #cook #lethimcook #greece #turkey #water #juice #ham #pakistan #usa #fork #knife #yum

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all the hoes ever talk about is car seat headrest….

….but what ever happend to streetcar headrest?

#carseatheadrest #music #streetcar #thehoes #meme #ttc #Toyota #comedy #reallife #ford #mazda #usa #top10 #gamer #serbia #lada #fiat #gasprices #honda

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you guys going to school tomorrow?

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowtain!!!

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@lemickey493 @JerryLop9 👎