Nel♛

[Nel♛ @NelsonJ__]

DEEPER #MUFC

[Nel♛ @NelsonJ__]

We’re in deeep waters

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🤯 Andros Townsend has been involved in an unfortunate accident while warming up for PT Prachup before their Thai Premier League game vs. Pattani.

He didn't get badly injured but was on the bench and played just 1 minute in their 3-0 win.

[Nel♛ @NelsonJ__]

Some serious juju on United. We’ve been on repeat since Fergie left 🙈

[Nel♛ @NelsonJ__]

We’re in deep waters here

[Nel♛ @NelsonJ__]

Give it 5 mins before the Maguire show begins 💆🏾

[Nel♛ @NelsonJ__]

The lack of threat that we don’t show is concerning. No goal threat opportunities created. Just pure hope and nothing.

[Nel♛ @NelsonJ__]

Our wingers are crap

[Nel♛ @NelsonJ__]

Cunha as a 9 again 💆🏾

[ᴘɢ² @angrygavi]

WHAT. A. PHOTO. 😭😭🔥🔥🔥

[QPR FC @QPR]

The streets will never forget 🪄

[QPR FC @QPR]

Happy retirement, Adel! 👑

[Dr DrillChester MBiol, PhD @mikemadeit_]

The taller one played for us last season lol

[Nel♛ @NelsonJ__]

Bruno 🪄

[Nel♛ @NelsonJ__]

Luke shaw 😵‍💫

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Gabriel Jesus arriving at the Camp Nou instead of Julian Alvarez:

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

I’m laughing now but if I see this against United my head will be steaming

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Welcome to the UK where it costs you at least £60 everytime you leave the fucking house.

[Ryan Carroll @Ryan96Carroll]

Has the whole country just decided to miss the foul throw or what ?

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Scored 18 Premier League goals at 37 and was labelled a problem because he was supposedly “holding back” the progress of the young players.

Since he left and the young players were free to develop:

- Greenwood ended up at Fenerbahce
- Absolutely nobody wants to sign Rashford
- Jadon Sancho is a free agent at 26
- Elanga ended up at Newcastle

Since Ronaldo left, not a single United player has managed to score 18 Premier League goals.

It’s sad how United fans are actually allergic to great players.