Nelson The Fox

Magical Middle-class Metrosexual Urban Fox. Still grieving over my deceased wife/sister crushed to death by a falling obese pigeon who is eating her remains.

[Nelson The Fox @NelsonTheFox]

My good middle class friends. Take a look at this! http://t.co/dchr832sJp @Bliadhnaichean @ChrisGPackham @katehumble #MONgrelsDAY #Mongrels

[Godfrey Kãfir-Goy 🇵🇸🇱🇧✊ #FYEM💰🍑 @Bliadhnaichean]

#MONgrelsDAY 'I'm Gonna Murder Justin Bieber':http://t.co/jhdhCQj7N3
#SaveMongrels @bbcthree http://t.co/YX0eg10O3D
@NelsonTheFox @Vincefox1

[Platonic Curry @platoniccurry]

If you like new #jazz music and like to discover things before your friends, #dontbuythesun could be just your thing. http://t.co/yzToXOxM2s

[Godfrey Kãfir-Goy 🇵🇸🇱🇧✊ #FYEM💰🍑 @Bliadhnaichean]

See #Mongrels do #Springwatch: https://t.co/9xcQkb9NnT
#SaveMongrels http://t.co/YX0eg10O3D with @ChrisGPackham & @NelsonTheFox
#Autumnwatch

[Nelson The Fox @NelsonTheFox]

Sir Alex Ferguson bored already, decides to prove he's still got it and doesn't need a budget and has applied for the Palace Job. :-)

[Nelson The Fox @NelsonTheFox]

.@Bliadhnaichean @SarahMillican75 I must admit it's not been easy. No series, no income, no Darjeeling and little access to twitter. :-(

[Nelson The Fox @NelsonTheFox]

.@SarahMillican75 @Bliadhnaichean the ultimate show is the show so good that all other shows ask themselves "what's the point?" and give up.

[Nelson The Fox @NelsonTheFox]

She's not been the same since we got cancelled. :-( RT @Penners_: Death wish pigeon has a death wish. http://t.co/WvaWP7lo

[vincethefox @Vince_the_fox]

@NelsonTheFox oi oi Nelson you c*nt. Any chance of a retweet?

[Nelson The Fox @NelsonTheFox]

Can anyone explain why I keep hearing cockney voices saying "cahm on you foxes!"? @vincethefox must be up to something...

[Nelson The Fox @NelsonTheFox]

@vincethefox @saxbend @BibaRadcliffe @TristanWatsonUK @KaliThePigeon @NelsonTheC I tried to get @marion_cat into hummus. He's so uncultured!

[Nelson The Fox @NelsonTheFox]

@vincethefox @MarkNinnim I thought you usually stow away on dustman trucks, vince. Me, I prefer National Express coaches.

[Nelson The Fox @NelsonTheFox]

@vincethefox @marion_cat they grow back you know. (They don't grow back)

[Nelson The Fox @NelsonTheFox]

Anyone need a children's entertainer? I'm #middleclass and CRB'd! I also look great in top hat&tails! RT @KaliThePigeon http://t.co/gWGFYdND

[Nelson The Fox @NelsonTheFox]

Thank heavens @vincethefox found me all these buckets to get rid of the water pouring in. I daren't ask what they're made from.

[Nelson The Fox @NelsonTheFox]

@KaliThePigeon your maternal parent is inclined to agree with journalists Liz Jones and Richard Littlejohn. Well she was until she died!

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@KaliThePigeon so that's two things you took away from me you spherical sociopathic spawn of Gerry Francis! #sigh

[Nelson The Fox @NelsonTheFox]

@KaliThePigeon kali you gluttoned to death the only thing I ever lov... Oh Hi Destiny! Gottorun!

[ANGELS RUBY & Mr D! Captain H now in charge! @RubyBeagle]

@OneLittleEgg One understands @NelsonTheFox & @Vincethefox offered their services! How kind of them - so altruistic! One must sort them out

[Nelson The Fox @NelsonTheFox]

@BrookeWakelin @vincethefox @KaliThePigeon cup of tea?