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[Kameron “KY” Yung , DDS @DaveFreese6]

A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.

[Forbidden HQ 🐇 @WearForbidden]

That's the fastest 10/10 pizza review I've ever seen. Wow. Thanks, Dave Portnoy.

[Dale @Nelson_2992]

@Kazeem On Becky Hammon headtop as well

[Dale @Nelson_2992]

@ScriptsByJames And zero of the moves make sense

[jimmy @JIMMYEDGAR]

CERN is shutting down the collider and suddenly the days feel like the 24 hours that we experienced as prodigal children and not 3.3 hours

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

"ANYBODY CAN BE AN ARSENAL FAN. IT'S EASY. IT TAKES GUTS TO PUT ON THE TOTTENHAM BADGE" 👀

@WindhorstESPN is PROPER SPURS 😂

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Newish parents: Teaching your toddler to say “behold” instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilariousness.

[Dale @Nelson_2992]

@scottlincicome @CarinaMoran Don’t make me hate Freddy

[Padronso @TitoPadronso]

Yo con Haaland comiendo y asustandose al mirarse en el espejo no voy a poder

Estoy llorando con el brinco que pega

[YeUnlocked @YeUnlocked]

Ye brings out Kodak Black and performs "No Flockin"

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Paris’ deputy mayor says the U.S. bears “a significant amount of responsibility” for the deadly heatwave gripping France.

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

notre dame (ireland), miami (cuba), ohio st (israel), you aren’t special

[Dale @Nelson_2992]

@DefiantLs And now he gets to go home ♥️

[Dale @Nelson_2992]

@Teslahhh @br_betting @FOXSoccer

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

Don’t really know why because it’s not a crazy stunt or anything but my favorite Jackass adjacent moment is in Viva La Bam when they have to spend $100 in the dumbest way possible at the mall and Ryan Dunn immediately buys a newspaper and goes “keep the change” lol

[Dale @Nelson_2992]

@Yamal19_10_ @theblockspot He’s better than Shai, easy boy

[Take Testosterone @maxyourtest]

What’s going on in the mind of the guy at your gym who insists that he can handle the side effects of his 500mg tren per week

[Dale @Nelson_2992]

@cody__cubs I stood on a plaque in the street where this ball landed and it’s even more outrageous from there