ZHEldon

Papa, Linux, Android, Windows user, Geek, Nerdo y un poco despistado. Cuando no estoy leyendo cómics,novela o website estoy programando.

[ZHEldon @NeoBillZ]

A veces me gusta añadir "Never gonna give you up" a una playlist en aleatorio para sentir que escucho ruleta rusa Rickroll.

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Pibi 🙂

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Fluffernutter

[Política Z @politicazmx]

#ÚLTIMAHORA | 🔴 EL COLAPSO DE TLALPAN POR LA CNTE DEJÁ UNA DE LAS FRASES MÁS DURAS DEL AÑO CONTRA LA CLASE POLÍTICA.

Un ciudadano que buscaba llegar al Instituto de Cancerología se enfrentó al cerco de seguridad de la marcha. Al ver que no lo dejaban pasar a su cita médica, su frustración se convirtió en un reclamo directo al sistema:

❌ "Partido que llegue, partido que le roba a México." ❌

Mientras los sindicatos marchan por sus intereses y los políticos blindan las calles, el ciudadano de a pie se queda atrapado sin poder recibir atención médica básica.

[ZHEldon @NeoBillZ]

@SoyVixen Si hablamos de artistas no estamos tan mal, de políticos mejor si no hablemos 🥺

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Voy a llevar mis Rottweiler al veterinario, me preocupa que no crecen.

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Darth Vader our Lord and savior.

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@SoyVixen Confirmo, yo estoy medio pendejo.

[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna]

I really DON'T CARE what the president of Mexico has to say. She's only in that position because she was INSTALLED. If they had a good president, you'd see Mexico not run by CARTELS!

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@SoyVixen 👇🏻

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

I watched “Avatar: Fire and Ash” in 3D IMAX. People often say, “God is in the details,” but truly seeing that philosophy carried through in the act of creation is not an easy thing to do. This film shows absolutely no compromise, right down to the finest details, in the construction of the Avatar “universe.” It was magnificent.
For the past 40 years, I’ve been weaving entertainment and art alongside the evolution of cutting-edge digital technology. I’m a creator on the “digital side.” DEATH STRANDING was also shot and produced using technologies developed for Avatar.
Lately, films shot entirely in analog, without CG or VFX, have been increasingly praised. Even movies shot on film are celebrated, while digital works are sometimes dismissed with comments like, “Anyone can make it easily if it’s digital.” But that is a serious misunderstanding. CG works are also created by people. Countless actors, artists, and programmers pour their thoughts and passion into them, breathing life into the work.
Today, this film gave me renewed “pride” and “courage” as we look toward the future. It made me feel positive again about continuing to pursue “new things” using digital technology. Thank you, James Cameron. And I was also happy to see Kevin Dorman on the screen. He did so many performances for us on the set of DEATH STRANDING too. 🙏🙇🏻🫶😍

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

for those who come before 10:30am

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[ZHEldon @NeoBillZ]

@Teco_Mento @elespanolcom Hay que bañarse, para no estar todo pegajoso.

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@SoyVixen Me caga que siempre que hay una marcha, gente inconforme, gente que protesta, siempre siempre es culpa de alguien. Nunca es culpa de su ineptitud al gobernar.

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@Claudiashein

[Vixen @SoyVixen]

Qué horror.

[ZHEldon @NeoBillZ]

Lo que da más miedo, son las cosas que no escuchamos... Que cosas no dirán 😬

[¿Por qué es tendencia en México? @TendenciasMX]

🚨 #ClaudiaShhheinbaum :
Porque en la #MananeraDelPueblo la cientefica se exhibió como la autoritaria que es; le ordenó al Dr. David Kershenobich que no mencione los municipios afectados por inundaciones.
💀
Creyó que el micrófono no la escuchaba la pndeja.
🤡
Venezuelastico.
🚬
#RT #TioTendencias #MorenaDestruyendoAMexico #MorenaCeroResultados