keir starmer: "i would say the n-word if it was in the interest of the british people. but i would do so only at a moderate volume. at an appropriate time. without the hard r."
rishi sunak: "six trillion more pounds to pensioners"
ed davey:
I was beyond excited to finally announce that my first writing gig for late night television had aired.
I worked tirelessly on this segment, pushing myself to the breaking point making sure it was perfect.
Fuck everyone.