finally did it
cornered every single pineapple jar at my local costco
cleared the entire shelf, twice, asked the manager if there was more in the back, there was, got that too
not releasing a single unit until every hood in america is contaminated with koolaid pineapple fiends, this is a cultural mission, i am the supply
15+ years hold minimum, this is generational wealth if you understand the vision
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$2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood
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What a thunder-Knicks finals would look like
Game 1: thunder belt to ass
Game 2: thunder belt to ass
Game 3: thunder belt to ass
Game 4: thunder let Knicks win so they can raise the trophy at home, fans chant “fuck Trae Young”
Game 5: thunder belt to ass
JUST IN: The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.