╚ ❛ { 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑. } ❜ ╝

✍️ #𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐦 - Kidnappin' your Princeꜱꜱ ꜱince 1985! | 38 years old. Professional villain. Single father. Best Final Boss. Certified Plumber Hater.

[╚ ❛ { 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑. } ❜ ╝ @NeoKingKoopa]

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𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆.
୧‿⠀ ꕀ⠀ ˖༺༻˖ ⠀ꕀ ⠀‿୨
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[𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. @hyyaaah]

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𝗜𝗧’𝗦 𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗦 𝗧𝗢 𝗚𝗢 𝗔𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗘!

[Manh Ho @ngmanhho]

1️⃣/5

[╚ ❛ { 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑. } ❜ ╝ @NeoKingKoopa]

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❝ Ain't it just .ᐟ Bweheh... ❞ the live koopa king chuckled, stretching to properly relax his weary muscles. ❝ Mmm... Seein' you at the beach is a first, though... How do you even tan .ᐣ ❞
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[🔥ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴋɪɴɢ🦴 @MasterOfSea_]

Bubblaine?

The skeletal koopa joins his regular self into the water to relax.

"Aah...this is the best..."

[╚ ❛ { 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑. } ❜ ╝ @NeoKingKoopa]

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❝ Hrrrmf... Fine. Now, don't start stompin' on me or I'll throw you to the fishes. ❞ he warned with a grumble.
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[Cullen @The_Blue_Tyke]

"I know, but... I'm tired, and you're really comfy..."

He gave the big koopa puppy eyes.

"Can I please float with you?"

[╚ ❛ { 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑. } ❜ ╝ @NeoKingKoopa]

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❝ . . . I'm not a boat, y'know .ᐣ ❞

yet he doesn't do anything to shake him off, letting the kid take a break.
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[Cullen @The_Blue_Tyke]

Crawling up on his belly like the big raft he was!

He was too tired to keep swimming... 😓

[╚ ❛ { 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑. } ❜ ╝ @NeoKingKoopa]

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❝ Hrm .ᐣ -- Oh. Uhhh- Hello, Princess .ᐟ ❞
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[✴︎︎ ︎ ݁⁎ 𝓟𝐸͟𝐴͟𝐶͟𝐻 ︎ ︎ ︎ ˓ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ღ @xnobledamsel]

@NeoKingKoopa

Bowser ...
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[✴︎︎ ︎ ݁⁎ 𝓟𝐸͟𝐴͟𝐶͟𝐻 ︎ ︎ ︎ ˓ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ღ @xnobledamsel]

⠀⠀
⠀ I was so lucky ,
𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 found 𝑚𝑒 ..
& took me 𝖎͟𝖓 .ᐟ ❜

[╚ ❛ { 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑. } ❜ ╝ @NeoKingKoopa]

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casually napping in the waters of Bubblaine; floating on his shell...
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[╚ ❛ { 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐎𝐁-𝐎𝐌𝐁 .ᐟ } ❜ ╝ @EXPLODlNGMAJOR]

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⊰💥⊱ —— 💣 —— ⊰💥⊱
𝗟𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿❗
⊱ — °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ — ⊰
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[Karl Heisenberg @LycanLordKarl]

"Don't get cocky. I'd kill you if you weren't worth the trouble..."

**Serious/Crack
#ResidentEvil #Multiverse #MDNI
** Semi-Lit
** Non Lewd
** Adult Mun
** Lewd w/Relationship
** OC & AU Friendly
** Message Freely

[╚ ❛ { 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑. } ❜ ╝ @NeoKingKoopa]

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❝ Well, you should be. That moustachioed midget can't do any of it without Power-UPs! ❞
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[Princess Peach @MsMushroomPrinc]

Not impressed

[╚ ❛ { 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑. } ❜ ╝ @NeoKingKoopa]

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#𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐦 - can't follow everyone back yet! Twitter won't let me. Give it a little bit and I'll follow back as soon as I can. ❤️
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[╚ ❛ { 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑. } ❜ ╝ @NeoKingKoopa]

@madmaninnabox ㅤ
https://t.co/8jgOtxXlE8 Heheh. Same here! Poke me anytime, friend!

Also, please rest, yes? No rush, ever.
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[╚ ❛ { 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑. } ❜ ╝ @NeoKingKoopa]

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https://t.co/8jgOtxXlE8 Wha- I just wanted to fix your pinned ratio, friend-- ! Bahahah. Alrighty then. Guess the doctor's got a giant fire breathing turtle and the devil keepin' an eye on him now-

Though, one of those did happen prior, shockingly enough- 🙃
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[╚ ❛ { 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑. } ❜ ╝ @NeoKingKoopa]

@madmaninnabox ㅤ
https://t.co/8jgOtxXlE8 No, but you're right! I WAS indirectly talking about you. Specifically!

Hai :3

I- ... Wuh- Thank you... !! I do try my best!
Love seeing your raggedy doc on my TL! It's always a fun time reading you! ❤️
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[╚ ❛ { 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑. } ❜ ╝ @NeoKingKoopa]

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❝ SAY WHAT NOW, YOU LITTLE RUNT?? ❞
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[𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐑 ! @AlolanWrestler]

Probably because YOU'RE makin' it boring.

[╚ ❛ { 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑. } ❜ ╝ @NeoKingKoopa]

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❝ 𝑯𝑬𝒀❗️ ... Watch it.

I'm surprised to see your salty, bubble blowing mug, really. Thought you'd disintegrated or somethin'. ❞
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[「 King Wart 」 @UnforgottenKing]

"Hey, lizard breath~!"

[╚ ❛ { 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑. } ❜ ╝ @NeoKingKoopa]

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here he goes, heavily wacking @Plumer_juml6 on the head with his fist. just for the heck of it.
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[╚ ❛ { 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑. } ❜ ╝ @NeoKingKoopa]

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❝ Hrmm... Just visitin', eh? ... That's unlike you. ❞
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[ʀɪᴅʟᴇʏ @cunningdragon_]

"Just decided to visit the castle.

They aren't worth my time.

And besides even if they were, they would've been dead a long time ago."

[╚ ❛ { 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑. } ❜ ╝ @NeoKingKoopa]

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❝ Oh- hey, you. Been a while. ❞
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[🔥ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴋɪɴɢ🦴 @MasterOfSea_]

"Yes, it is."