Jinx starting a revolution, Jayce having an existential crisis, Viktor playing Jesus Christ, Ambessa invading Zaun, Caitlyn and Vi having sex, bloodthisty murderois beast on the loose...
Meanwhile, Ekko and Heimerdinger:
🛹: Yknow i might just be thr biggest murdertooth truther out there..As soon as my friend got their toki and murderfaace figures i told them "Put them on vinyl records and watch the murdertooth ppl spin"
THEY DID!! Then discord crashed
bonus points if he has a female love interest / girlfriend / wife that gets cut out of the picture for his male best friend / enemy / literally a man he's never met in his life.