John Robert Shelton

Gamer, producer, black belt, avid shower singer, bar runner, and overall decent human being (sans tequila) 👀

[John Robert Shelton @NeoVane911]

These hammocks on the rooftop are killer! I could stay here all day 😎

[John Robert Shelton @NeoVane911]

Hey @KCPubHealth nothing makes me feel better for our future than a group of 30 Med students doing a bar crawl after finishing finals... Are these people all chewing Tide Pods or what?!

[John Robert Shelton @NeoVane911]

This is so heartwarming ❤️

[KING 5 News @KING5Seattle]

'Hug tent' offers safe embraces for elderly during COVID pandemic https://t.co/H66yuNW8QX

[John Robert Shelton @NeoVane911]

@FoxiSamurai It’s just insanity

[John Robert Shelton @NeoVane911]

I’m tired of getting mixed signals from the government.

“New U.K. variant moving through Washington”
“70% more transmittable, maybe double up on mask layers”
“Seattle moves to Phase 2, lowering many restrictions, starting Monday”

Please pick a damn lane...

[John Robert Shelton @NeoVane911]

Me, watching my stocks...

[John Robert Shelton @NeoVane911]

https://t.co/JlxAwhpgnE
*unearthly screeching*

[John Robert Shelton @NeoVane911]

If I were to go back in time to 11yo Me and inform him that some people make a lot of money just opening Pokémon card booster packs... 11yo Me would prolly pop me in the mouth.

[John Robert Shelton @NeoVane911]

Don Lemon’s face today is the mood of 2021

[John Robert Shelton @NeoVane911]

Wtf is happening at the Capital?!?

[John Robert Shelton @NeoVane911]

The call between Georgia’s SoS and Trump today was like something I thought I’d only read in some dystopian novel...

[John Robert Shelton @NeoVane911]

Dying cause I’ve run across a Judge Judy episode about Yu-Gi-Oh cards, then out of nowhere, BOOM, Amy Schumer! 🤣🤣🤣

[John Robert Shelton @NeoVane911]

@md98101

[John Robert Shelton @NeoVane911]

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

[John Robert Shelton @NeoVane911]

@bundydb “Quick, grab the bear mace! It’s in my beige and pistachio handbag!” 🤣🤣

[John Robert Shelton @NeoVane911]

... who in their right mind is hiking in these outfits??? 🤯

[gucci @gucci]

A group of hikers, who camp by the lakes in a trip to the great outdoors, are the protagonists of #TheNorthFacexGucci campaign, featuring the new collection by #AlessandroMichele. Discover more https://t.co/OwxHodMVnv.

[John Robert Shelton @NeoVane911]

@md98101

[John Robert Shelton @NeoVane911]

Reason 425 of “Why Humans are Stupid” - The UK goes full lockdown at midnight due to a dangerous new strain of COVID. So people are jam-packing trains/airports just so that they can get to their holiday destinations before a lockdown that is MEANT TO KEEP IT FROM SPREADING!!