neocoom

London-based, Teenaged TikTok micro-celebrity

[neocoom @NeocoomReal]

I am literally the first result on Google images for ontologically evil @PalantirTech

[John Thyroid @banay_john]

Checking in on the ray peat subreddit

[neocoom @NeocoomReal]

I’ve never seen a white person consuming one of these that wasn’t withered and poorly. it’s like when you see Penguins in a rundown zoo enclosure

they’re passively deteriorating, the environment itself is hostile

[Tommy Allard @TommyAllard23]

@AmericanPrmtxq For you racist

[neocoom @NeocoomReal]

@robkhenderson yes, they’re like SUPA DETECTIVES keeping track of the bad guy 😮🫵🏿

[neocoom @NeocoomReal]

“I’m too embarrassed to tell the police, they’ll scrutinise my story ☹️☹️ that’s why I only tell STRANGERS on the INTERNET

the average Wattpad fanfic has better narrative cohesion.

[Anthony 🇺🇸 @Anthony_TeraHz]

How your girlfriend looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2022

[neocoom @NeocoomReal]

@Scearpo @KequeMage I kept reading and it just kept going

[neocoom @NeocoomReal]

Kier Starmer is unironically the wisest and most competent British leader of the 21st century

that's not a glaze, it's a harrowing observation

[yeet @Awk20000]

Hasan Piker barred entry from the UK after visa revoked

[neocoom @NeocoomReal]

uncovering this sub-genre of white people must be how Charles Darwin felt discovering the Galapagos

[bruski🦎 @cookerbruski]

one jar can change your life

[neocoom @NeocoomReal]

seed oil haters are low IQ subhumans who are all miraculously poor, despite their ‘superior health indicators’

seed oils are aristocratic, the product of science and the enlightenment

[neocoom @NeocoomReal]

imagine building a brand around critique and being smarter than others, while never once thinking to google the word ‘Dutasteride’

[neocoom @NeocoomReal]

human growth hormone should be criminalised and sentenced harsher than fentanyl

there will come an age where twinks like this will be things of myth, valued as long-lost works of art

[neocoom @NeocoomReal]

many of Elliot Rodger’s greatest hits came from a bodybuilding forum, yet none accuse him of being a bodybuilder

none speak of dangerous ‘bodybuilding ideology’

there’s no bodybuilder version of adolescence

the hysteria around incels is incredibly artificial

[JT @jiratickets]

You could literally just be born in Norway, travel to India, get lost between borders, survive on the streets, be a tourist guide, smoke on the fucking roads, and become an overweight 33 yr old with no schooling tied up in a bureaucratic paperwork nightmare.

But you will not.

[neocoom @NeocoomReal]

@nonregemesse “Ermmmmm, you should teach basic etiquette to 1.6 quadrillion Indians—individually! one at a time!”

I want them deported, actually

[neocoom @NeocoomReal]

glad to be back in London 🇬🇧

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

Hitting your kids is in the same category as circumcision, iPads, strict adherence to the CDC vaccine schedule---it is for Ns, goyim, and walmart pajama people. It lowers IQ (Straus, 1995), increases aggression (Gershoff, 2016), is less effective than a timeout, and requires escalation to keep working. The replies to articles like this are filled up with the Dumbest People Who Ever Existed saying "it worked for me" and then genuinely malicious and hateful morons dropping reaction gifs of like daffy duck swinging a belt

"EVERY STATE IN AMERICA ALLOWS YOU TO PHYSICALLY CORRECT YOUR CHILD. It's legal. It's fun. Bring it on." -- profile says: Cat Sanctuary Dad. Unyielding steel. Workouts, keto, cat chaos, anime rants. Godzilla, Gundam, Mazinger, Ultraman, classical art, manga.

If you hit your kids, you will create permanent emotional distance with the only person/people you could ever be that close to, not to mention sending them down the road of being as much of a lost fuckup loser as you are who will hit their own kids, or wont, but only after spending a decade figuring out why they reflexively apologize all the time.

[neocoom @NeocoomReal]

Kier Starmer just made a million Total Biscuits

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The NHS has ruled against national prostate cancer screening because treatment would "cause more harm than good" - including loss of erections

It is the most common cancer in men in the UK, with 12,000 deaths every year

[neocoom @NeocoomReal]

@OurOwnNation Tremendous work ethic 🙏🏿

[corsaren @corsaren]

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed about AI. He fears the permanent underclass.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Read Gary Marcus. LLMs are stochastic parrots—they can't reason out of distribution."

Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says, "I am in distribution!"

[Mandrake @MandrakeCalvin2]

hey lol

[neocoom @NeocoomReal]

ontological is an adjective btw