Neologasm!

Neologisms til the notebook is empty!

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#hubritastrophe

Catastrophe caused by hubris.

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#onedownsmanship

1. The competitive comparison of grievances and woes, likely exaggerated.

2. A competition between two individuals bent on demonstrating the worst possible behavior.

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#sockwanker 

Social media user who employs secondary, "sock puppet" accounts to flatter themselves or to inauthentically amplify their opinions.

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#infinigon 

Regular polygon with an infinite number of sides; a circle.

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Doh! Mispelled my own never-before seen word. Must not have gotten enough oxygen.

#anaerobidope

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#anerobidope 

Person rendered unintelligent by oxygen deprivation.

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The idea of my @Neologasm1 acct is to empty my neologism notebook of every aspirant neologism (#aspiranonce is the expression I coined to describe such a thing) in it, and to use Twitter as public cloud storage to that end.

Will Elon eradicate the collection? Get him O2, stat!

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#anerobidope 

Person rendered unintelligent by oxygen deprivation.

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#BreedingGlasses 

Eyeware that amplifies sexual appeal.

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#fucktwith 

A group, class, or assemblage of people designated by bullies as perpetual victims.

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#billioNair

Former billionaire upon being completely fleeced.

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Here are the companies cutting ties with Kanye West after his anti-semitic comments: https://t.co/qQ7MpL7Me4

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#cockerazzi 

Men who send women unsolicited pictures of their penises.

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#pimposter

Indiviual imitating, likely poorly, a stereotypical pimp, most especially a pimp character from a 1970s blacksploitation film.

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Not my concoction, but hats off to the coining of

#voluntourism

A combination of volunteer associations, businesses, and criminal enterprises who profit from sending wealthy volunteers to 3rd world nations and disaster zones to perform volunteer work.

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#jizstitution 

Utilizing the sperm of a different donor than was promised at a fertility clinic.

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Holy shit am I getting neologism envy. Well-played!

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#discalculation 

Bad-faith, pseudo-mathematical exercise that yields a preplanned, incorrect answer.

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#ogrecompensate 

To engage in thuggish or bullying behavior for the purpose of masking or distracting from one's shortcomings.

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#suckcess 

An avoidable failure caused by a lack of effort and preparation, or by self sabotage.

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#platonomy

The preference or practice of exclusively engaging in platonic relationships.

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#Illinoihilism 

Existentialist dread resulting from residence in the state of Illinois.

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