Montesco

Antisocial Socialist

[kowkie_b 👸🏾 @Triciakoki]

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[Montesco @Neomontesco]

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[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

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[Nkuzi Ya Mananga @RMakukuli]

📢 JOB OPPORTUNITY

Pikitup, an entity of the City of Johannesburg, invites eligible candidates to apply for the following position:

💼 Position: General Workers (X400)
💰 Salary: R10 616.38 per month (excluding benefits)

Requirements:
✔️ Grade 10 qualification
✔️ South African citizen
✔️ Physically and mentally fit
✔️ No criminal record
✔️ Must reside within the City of Johannesburg

🗓 Closing Date: 16 February 2026

📝 How to Apply:
👉 https://t.co/VGqKQWft5M

🔁 Please share — this opportunity could help many job seekers access employment.
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[Jo'burg Metro Police Department - JMPD @JoburgMPD]

JMPD METRO POLICE TRAINING INTAKE PROGRAM

The Johannesburg Metropolitan Police Department (JMPD) is offering a training program for individuals to become Metropolitan Police Officers.

The intensive training will span 18 months, and successful candidates will be considered for appointment as Metro Police Officers upon completion. During the training, trainees will receive a stipend in accordance with the City's Policy and will be subject to training contracts, Academy rules, and RTMC training policy.

The training will take place at the JMPD Training Academy. Due to the intensive recruitment process, the Metro Police Training is expected to commence on 1 January 2026.

The initial advertisement for this training opportunity has been retracted. The post has been re-advertised in the proper City of Johannesburg online applications format. The JMPD is looking for 500 trainees for this program. These vacancies are specifically targeting youth residing in the City of Johannesburg.

It is crucial to note that JMPD vacancies are not for sale, and anyone who applies will follow the same stringent process of verification.

Requirements for Applicants:

To be eligible, applicants must meet the following criteria:

* Be a South African citizen.

* Possess a valid Senior Certificate (Grade 12 or equivalent NQF Level 4).

* Residing within the jurisdiction of the Johannesburg Metropolitan area and providing original proof of residence. Due to the intense requirement and verification process, officers from each region will be assigned to physically verify the applicant's address. Systems like the voter's roll will also be used to verify if you reside in that particular ward.

* Have no criminal conviction or record.

* Be prepared to allow biometric data and other information to be taken for criminal record checks.

* Hold a valid Driver's License (minimum Code B, no Learner's license).

* Be between 18 and 35 years of age.

* Be physically and mentally fit, with a comprehensive Medical Certificate submitted with the application.

* Be able to subject themselves to and successfully complete a pre-training fitness assessment.

* Have no civil judgment(s) relating to fraud and/or corruption against their name.

* Be prepared to undergo vetting processes.

* Be proficient in English.

* Have no objection to carrying a firearm and wearing a uniform.

Only online applications will be considered. It is compulsory to send your application to the specific region where you reside; if you do not, your application will not be accepted. Applicants can apply using the specific links provided for each region or via the City of Johannesburg's website https://t.co/XMLcE6Bur4.

The publication date for this opportunity is Wednesday, 25 June 2025, and the closing date for applications is Tuesday, 08 July 2025.

For enquiries, please contact Nokulunga Masengemi at 011 375 5252 or [email protected].

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Issued by the Johannesburg Metropolitan Police Department Communication Unit

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