Neon

Dev @ south Tyneside council, PC gamer. SAFC fan. Pokemon master.

[Neon @NeonCalavera]

@teacupsandflan Same, I can aatrox occasionally 😔

[🖤🎀 BSKY: @polybrow.co.uk @polybrow]

Miku's Coming Home

We'll take good care of her, Norway

[Michael Graham @Capt_Fishpaste]

So let me get this right:

We've had Hand of God, Beckham red, Campbell disallowed goal, Lampard in Bloemfontein, Koeman in 94 qualifiers...

... and now you want us to feel bad because a hoof that landed in our half MIGHT have grazed a cable on it's way?

Don't think so 😂😂😂

[Neon @NeonCalavera]

@teacupsandflan I'm gonna lock yuumi in all your games now

[Michael Graham @Capt_Fishpaste]

Look, politics aside, surely we can all agree that as a country, we NEED this?

We need the image of Count Binface in Parliament. We need the absurdity of him interacting with the Prime Minister with total legitimacy. We absolutely need the future GCSE history lessons about how a bin became an actual MP.

This stuff is quintessential Britishness.

It is Boaty McBoatface on crack.

Forget your flags on lamp posts and roundabouts, THIS would be the single greatest expression of British national identity EVER conceived.

It is an even purer expression of British humour than Blackadder and Fawlty Towers and Only Fools and Horses combined.

It would unite us in national amusement and pride like nothing before.

Please, Clacton, I beg you. I beg you all. Do not deny us this. Do not deny us this opportunity as a nation, as a people 🙏🙏🙏

[Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP]

I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.

It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.

But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.

[Neon @NeonCalavera]

@ConorMcGilligxn @afcjxmes Still shaken from his performance at the SoL

[James Copley @JamesCopley_]

Why would Sunderland take a PSR/SCR hit on a player they don’t want to lose and are under no pressure to sell?

If Chelsea want him that badly, they’ll have to pay what he’s worth to Sunderland.

You’re not paying for his age, you’re paying for his importance to the club.

#SAFC

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

Two years ago today, Régis Le Bris was appointed Head Coach of Sunderland AFC.

What a journey it’s been ❤️

[LoganoPiano🇬🇧 @LoganoPiano]

Which is the most iconic Danganronpa trio?

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Me preparing to watch:

- 20:00 - Qatar vs Switzerland
- 23:00 - Brazil vs Morocco
- 02:00 - Haiti vs Scotland
- 05:00 - Australia vs Türkiye

And falling asleep at HT of the Brazil game

[Lewtwo @Lewchube]

Absolutely heartbroken. Edited for Alex over the last two years, and he's far and away the most thoughtful, conscientious, and driven friend I've ever worked with.
Never met another person so truly in it for the love of pushing the envelope. A genuine King of Games.

[Neon @NeonCalavera]

@ellagraves Ariados is 3 foot 7 and araquanid is 5 foot 11 🙃

[Neon @NeonCalavera]

@RokerReport @SunderlandAFC

[Philip West @Philip_RJ89]

Open-play goals scored against the Woolwich Arsenal this season….

PSG: 0
Sunderland: 2

They might’ve won the big prize tonight, but they’ll never be us 😂

[Neon @NeonCalavera]

@WiseMenSayPod It may have been a positive omen😂

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

EUROPA LEAGUE FOOTBALL IS COMING TO SUNDERLAND!

[Cal @Caltermole]

Imagine reading this tweet a year ago and being told it could get us into Europe

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

European football for the first time in more than 50 years 🥹

[Neon @NeonCalavera]

@lmaddo_17 @sunderlandafc11 @Boro If the spy recorded a set piece and they then defended it properly, it's had a direct effect on the result.