Krisa

My brother says I talk about the 90s too much 🦀
Writer | Library Lady | Mom

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I just got bitten by a 700 pound pig while doing an interview at a farm rescue in intermittent pouring rain while pretending I’m not suffering from a UTI.

Is there a journalism award for this?

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“…sometimes it feels like we spend more on berries than our mortgage.”

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“Our community values and appreciates our library staff, and, surprisingly, their leadership didn’t think we would notice when they were all suddenly gone.”

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Querying literary agents feels like applying to Harvard with a 3.3 GPA

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Just once, before I die, would I like to get ice from my refrigerator without a piece hitting the floor.

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Sometimes I think I hear a branch snap, then realize that's just the sound my neck makes when I move now.

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How do you politely get people who never stop talking to shut up?

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@R_S_Russo Davenport

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@WCRaustler I made $5 and some change for every hour of bussing tables at 15 years old. It stunk. I quit after 6 months and then made $6 something working at an athletic club front desk.

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@Nickyshearsby22 I work in a library and the Ramona series and the Babysitters Club are still going strong

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@jverona77 Baby Blue Nacho

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Good books suck you into their drama. Good friends don’t.

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Demon Copperhead and the Beartown Trilogy were my favorites this year

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@mrmikeMTL

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@MLorcaWriter The turquoise couch

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@katheroony I graduated in 1999 from a school on a rural island with no security. Kids went hunting for deer after school so they left their guns in their trucks in the parking lot. Nobody thought much of it, but school shootings weren’t really a thing yet. I’m sure it’s different now.

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@meganmargulies This was my 8yo daughter a year ago and then she discovered graphic novels. Now I’m catching her sneak reading under the covers with a flashlight at midnight.

She ❤️s Roller Girl,Cat Kid Comic Club, Pizza and Taco, Wizkit, Yokai Cats, Owly, Mayor Good Boy, Kitten Construction Co

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@theoneginevra “How much time do you spend on social media?”

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blowing your nose at work is disgusting

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