Lindsay Taylor

I tweet really uninteresting bollocks, have fun reading my musings

[Lindsay Taylor @NeonMunchkin]

Someone needs to invent a formal bum bag. My work clothes have even less pockets then my casual clothes. I need a work bum bag

[Greggs @GreggsOfficial]

Good afternoon to everyone except the seagulls that steal our food from people.

[Lindsay Taylor @NeonMunchkin]

@VaxUK help- I'm missing part of my Vax power pet upright. (U84-M1-Pe) . Can't find it under spare parts on your website

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I find that a lot of stupid people hide behind big words and flowery vocabulary, and a lot of smart people aren’t afraid to use basic language to get their ideas across in an easy to understand way. Also I’m stoned on the toilet right now.

[Radical Independence Campaign (Scotland) @Radical_Indy]

Getting ready to march. Another Scotland Is Possible! #AUOBGlasgow

[Lindsay Taylor @NeonMunchkin]

Why oh why oh why do they refuse to tell you what gate your plane is coming to at an airport until the last minute. They must know!!! Some of us like to be overly cautious and you are hindering me #sickofthisnonsence #airports #planes #travel

[Geoff Brennan @gbrennancafc]

Every week I’ve watched #YearsAndYearsBBC and been terrified. The the 10 o’clock news comes on and I think “this shit is REAL!”

[Lindsay Taylor @NeonMunchkin]

I get really frustrated at people asking the bus driver complicated questions when they're driving. Like excuse me that bus driver is keeping everyone on here safe, ask when hes stopped. Especially right now when the the weather is this bad @on_lothianbuses

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

89-years-ago, on April 18th, 1930, the BBC announced they had "no news" to report.

Then they just played piano music.

[Lindsay Taylor @NeonMunchkin]

@ItsTheDoctor Umm the empty child/the doctor dances. You missed that and as it's the correct answer you might wanna fix that...

[Drew Drew @iDREWit]

I’d liked to personally thank James Earl Jones for staying healthy and remaining safe for all this time to live long enough to play Mufasa in the Live action of Lion King
Cauuuusseee literally NO ONE else could replace such a monumental voice.

[cognizant canuck @CanuckCognizant]

@zachbraff Thanks Zach, you're good people.

[Cheyenne @lil_harmonizer]

I need to remind myself of this all the time

[Lindsay Taylor @NeonMunchkin]

Thanks Russell!!

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

"Trust that the future is going to be ok for you..."

[Lindsay Taylor @NeonMunchkin]

@95Hojo Omg I'm on my way in to work now and I never even realised I'd be doing that 😂😂😂

[Lindsay Taylor @NeonMunchkin]

Got back into my own original Twitter account after 4 years #woohoo

[Lindsay Taylor @NeonMunchkin]

@ClazzyRoss I KNOW!!