The Hog Lady

Perpetual Nap Needer 🏳️‍🌈 Any pronouns

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[The Hog Lady @NeonSlowpoke]

birf.

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I think paul downs and paul robalino should kiss

[The Hog Lady @NeonSlowpoke]

fomo but for enjoying life

[harm ❤️‍🔥🪬🗡️ @harmzdealer]

alcohol is great because of the way it lets you take aggression you usually turn inwards, and direct it outwards, at loved ones, strangers, and inanimate objects.

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

When Tommy Pickles said, “I don’t want SPONSERBILERIES no more!!” I felt that.

[The Hog Lady @NeonSlowpoke]

skimming through twitter today something about the pope and old man showing hole

[The Hog Lady @NeonSlowpoke]

@mattpkn @snackyboy Cuuuuuute

[† @mourninglambs]

I show up at the bars just ugly as fuck

[The Hog Lady @NeonSlowpoke]

@jerbearsitall woah

[The Hog Lady @NeonSlowpoke]

do dogs still spin before laying down or did they patch that out?

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jurassic park is queer btw

[The Hog Lady @NeonSlowpoke]

bleached hair and resubbed to wow i'm FINE

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

You should be able to leave work 2 and a half hours early if you don’t feel like being there any more

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

fagging it up around women to put them at ease feels like casting a bardic cantrip

[The Hog Lady @NeonSlowpoke]

resubbed to wow goodbye forever

[The Hog Lady @NeonSlowpoke]

Ignore the giant pile of clothes behind me

[Not Now John @fryspati]

They should invent people who text me