Nutman

Peanut tycoon 200 miles from nowhere.

[Nutman @NeonSlurr]

I deleted the Grubhub app and unsubscribed from the email list since I left Dallas. Now they are contacting me via tv commercial......

[Nutman @NeonSlurr]

@Kimgee8 Beauty

[Linda @turtledumplin]

Rules for Twitter: use the word “fuck” a lot.

[Nutman @NeonSlurr]

@MissLynette13 Fake news........

[Nutman @NeonSlurr]

@MissLynette13 The dogs slept at the foot of the bed. Never a good sign.

[Becca Mollitor @lucky7msu]

Waiting for @blakeshelton to provide some commentary on the @adamlevine striptease at the #SuperBowl2019 🤞#dontletmedown

[Nutman @NeonSlurr]

Nice thing about going to jail at my age everyone calls you Sir..

[Nutman @NeonSlurr]

@Kimgee8 Come over.....

[Kanye’s bhole @bossy_bootz]

At least 65% of ‘Kathys’ are in charge of payroll

[Nutman @NeonSlurr]

@Kimgee8 She said snatch.....

[Nutman @NeonSlurr]

@Bayleann96 You know my Insta game is strong. Fuck the FB.....

[Nutman @NeonSlurr]

Just took my first Valium ever and all I can think about is mashed potatoes and a nap....

[Nutman @NeonSlurr]

@BlondieInTX Tell us.....

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

Why do men assume that women can cook? Vaginas don’t come with spatulas.

[Nutman @NeonSlurr]

@ThatEricAlper Saturday Night Fever.

[Nutman @NeonSlurr]

@lablair Winner either way.

[Nutman @NeonSlurr]

Do you ever wonder if the hot guy or girl your following, and you like all their tweets,,,,,,,is a real person or just some made up fictional person the platform has created...things that go through my head........

[Nutman @NeonSlurr]

@Girl_Censored We’re waiting

[Nutman @NeonSlurr]

@MissLynette13 Well and don’t forget that ass after that poop yesterday.......

[Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo]

Doggie style was going great until she started barking and rubbing her asshole on the carpet.