Neon

Akron Zips TO | Belmont Enthusiast | Self-Certified Internet Funnyman | UA Varsity Smash | 26122nd Best Player in the World

[Neon @NeonSurvivor]

Time to put 35662th Best Player in the World in my bio

[Saiyan @whatimsaiyan_]

Should be higher but whatever

[Neon @NeonSurvivor]

Just beat Hollow Knight P5 for the very first time while in my Python online lecture.

97 in-game hours. One hell of a game.

Go play it if you haven’t yet.

[Neon @NeonSurvivor]

@ViriROB Shield breaker moves (plural), both side and down special are good for it.

Look up Egg Roll Shield Break if you haven’t heard of it yet.

[CTG | Riddles @RiddlesMK]

Looks like Steve had the Banjo fate of unfortunately being another low/mid tier dlc character that nobody plays anymore

Sad :/

[Neon @NeonSurvivor]

Not the stinky banjo player from Collision I still remember 4 years later showing up in my feed again😭

Haven’t followed the scene in months, are we still letting commentators be weird on mic?

[Mr_Mugz @MrMugzz]

@Bachillez thanks for being a fucking loser on comms during all my sets now i cant listen to audio cuz u had to say shit like this

[Neon @NeonSurvivor]

@DreamlessDair Bait or no bait, I ain’t ever wanna see that purple menace next to Richter😭

[Leonidas @leo_mewtwo]

ok i was rewatching the vod and i need to just post this whole game bc this has to be one of the most ridiculous games of ssbu ever played
- he dies in 5 hits
- i die in 2 hits
- he dies in 8 hits
- i almost die in 2 hits and then almost die again
- he dies in 3 hits

good god

[Neon @NeonSurvivor]

@Boodabam @whatimsaiyan_ or @DiegoJoshi1

Would it be close? Hell no.

Would it be peak entertainment? Absolutely.

[Neon @NeonSurvivor]

@RisterMice Honestly Belmont probably keeps showing up in the secondary suggestions because the tier list the optimizer uses for Belmonts is horribly wrong. Take one look at Karu’s MU chart and compare them, you’ll quickly see the issues.

Make me wonder how accurate the other low tiers are.

[redux @Ganonberg]

Really cool matchup

[Neon @NeonSurvivor]

@whatimsaiyan_ @Luigikid64_SSBU Clips like these make me miss smash with the bros

[WinterShorts @WinterShorts0]

(my hands meant F-Smash but my left palm touched the dpad 😭)

[phisnom 🧪⚠️ || VTUBER DEBUT ON SEPT 17 @phisnom]

this genuinely feels like it was created for the sole purpose of ragebaiting Nintendo

[Dabuz @DabuzSenpai]

One side note I'll add is that saying "money matches only" is definitely a dick move. It's something myself and most top players from my era are guilty of and I'm glad that we moved away from it for a lot of reasons. (3/3)

[Neon @NeonSurvivor]

DM Dokuro’s Tale of a Cruel World. I could listen to Calamity’s soundtrack on repeat, that music makes those boss fights so peak.

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

If someone offered u $1,000,000 to listen to 1 album for 48 hours straight
what album are u choosing..

[Neon @NeonSurvivor]

@BellaBaddie__ Terraria

[Neon @NeonSurvivor]

@RambleSSBU @justinbyleth @MrMockRock I saw and clicked on 45. Don’t know what the tests say, but 45 objectively pops well and looks good. Reminded me of uno cards

[Neon @NeonSurvivor]

As a math teacher, this is literally just a random encounter chance for a free break from teaching. I’ll take 9 months of an easy 1 mil per day and retire early

[Tim @Timotainment]

Hypothetical: you get $1,000,000 a day, but every day at a random point time FREEZES and your subconscious is flashbanged by the entirety of Cars 2. You have to watch the full movie while no time passes. There is no warning for when it happens. How many days would you do this for

[Neon @NeonSurvivor]

Shot in the dark, but if anyone remembers the stats guy I’m talking about from Collision a couple years ago lemme know. He played Diddy Kong at the time and was nicely asking people stats questions while we waited in line during check-ins.

[Neon @NeonSurvivor]

Genuinely one of the bigger reasons I hated the time we went to Collision😭

There was a guy doing a stats project and being nice to everyone in line. I asked for friendlies, we sit down, and a ganon main sat down at our setup, pretended to want friendlies, then wouldn’t leave

[iGreg! | unluckiest pkmn player @iGreg7]

Why I Hate Money Matchers in Smash Ultimate

[Neon @NeonSurvivor]

Unless we did money matches with him. He also said he wasn’t even there as a competitor, just a spectator SPECIFICALLY to farm MMs as Ganon while REAL COMPETITORS were trying to warm up for pools. Never got to fight the guy I wanted, still pissed to this day about it.