Bart

[ｋｏｃｉｍｉęｔｋａ @truskawkowyryz]

najnormalniejszy dzień na vinted

[WEST @unfriendlywest]

“Stop worry about life” go outside and relax

Outside:

[zink @alpinespirits]

I tought for a second this was a wood finish and actually looked pretty cool but then I realised

[Καλός @realKalos]

Me putting fake rings on my normal left hand and my smaller, underdeveloped, gay right hand to do this and pretend I am being cute with my loving wife.

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

This music has a sense of urgency and honesty that I find lacking in so much modern music. The cat’s desire is clear—it wants food—and yet somehow that desire translates to a non-diatonic, arrhythmic melody of great charm and musicality. A star is born.

[6Foot4Honda @6Foot4Honda]

me after I tell my kid don’t do it your gonna hurt yourself and then he hurts himself

[dolo @doloyeung]

Wife: Everything good? You seem a little down

Me: Everything's FINE. God just get off my case

--- later that day ---

Japanese smart toilet: You haven't been pooping like yourself lately, Dolo-sama. Is everything ok?

Me: I can't hide anything from you can I, old friend

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

This is a generational loss of aura for black Americans. No way back from this. Not a single rap song in the Billboard Top 100, and now this dude gets destroyed by an Asian man dressed as Chun Li.

Pack it up. It's over.

[bawonki @Balarkeuwu]

this is gayer than fucking a dude

[Chase Swartz @Chase_Swartz3]

My wife when the pots and pans are still soaking the next morning

[Kraków żąda przynajmniej Bukaresztu @KrakowZPB]

Nie wiem, co tu jest piękniejszego, zachowanie kitku czy tekst czeskiego lektora :3
#cesko #PolskiJestPomidorek #czeski #ČeštinaJeRajčátko

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win.

[ollie @ledytoss]

guy in community college wrote an essay intro so bad that I’ve kept it in my notes app for the past 3.5 years

[Jean P.D. Meijer ― 🇪🇺 eu/acc @initjean]

this is just gayer grindr

[i like food @messedupfoods]

this the saddest shit i've ever seen

[seanfucious @Seanfucious]

My kids when they see me using my phone after telling them to get off their tablets:

[Deebs @DeebsFLA]

My wife, showing me where the salsa jar is in the fridge, after I looked for five minutes, and insinuated she was lying:

[Geoff @kwoade]

I like how even after her legs and tail manage to go in five directions her tongue somehow manages to add a sixth

[Heart @heart_]

thank you Elon for auto translate 🙏🏻