Mr Neo🖋️

metrosexual

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

when you’re kissing and she starts feeling for your dick without you putting her hands there.

[EJANLA🐬 OF GWAGWALADA @EjanlaOfnaija]

Aye (black axe) ..
Eiye (air lords )
Bucaneer (sea lords)
Vikings ( aro mates ),,
Maphites ,,,,
All y’all do is to drink, fight and kêël each other claiming stup!!d ruggedity ., Bandits kidnap school children in Oyo state and y’all cannot unify to go fight and rescue dem …
Na men oo, Na men oo, na for mouth, I pour una spit …

[.? 🇵🇹 @Arnoldruski]

Una don really less us gan, make we dey guess your height?? You don see 1m before?

[Rance @son_of_uki]

i swear on my grandfather's grave
once i become a multi millionaire, black women will never see my nakedness again

[JEFFREY 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Jeff_Okhai]

He is such a strong man❌
He is such a strong dog ✅

[st. mıchaeł☆ @allaboutmicheal]

lead us lord into $5m and deliver us from $50 amen

[corb @awshuqs]

if i could suck my own dick they’d have to put one of those cones around my neck to stop me

[siuuuu @siuuuu_xx]

The way I process things, na one random rainy Tuesday I go remember say I neva block pesin and piam! I go block you.
Bc wym???

[Clinton @clintonfrmdao]

I HAVE A DREAM

[warrior @truezogwarrior]

The stupidiest fucking BITCH you know just reposted this FUCK

[👍 @CLINT419]

had food poisoning last night, then woke up to 8 years of work & 1.6 million followers evaporated.

the get back will be glorious.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

[Kayy.aj(bigdaddyroxy) @ajrxxe]

idk man if you threaten to punch someone and the person drop location you gats pull up oo

[Alhaji merlo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @merloswago]

masturbating together over the phone>>>>>

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

I no really come from nothing, I just dey find my own.

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

Men are not "intimidated" by your degree, your corporate job, your tax bracket, or your fierce independence. They genuinely do not care about your resume. What modern women call "intimidation" is actually just a man walking away because your combative energy, constant need to argue, and refusal to yield is completely exhausting. You aren't intimidating; you are just insufferable to come home to.

[Papi Tito @tito_tttttttttt]

Please teach your sons that they don’t have to tolerate bad attitudes from badly raised girls for them to be seen as good men.

[your boy Armani 🫂 @armanifeante]

Reducing what goes on in a boy’s head on his birthday to fake maturity is an evidence to how insensitive the other gender can be to a boy, many times even in relationships.

For boys, a lot of expectations are attached to age

While birthday is a call for studio photoshoot for some

for many boys, new age is a reminder of the apartment of their own that they should have had

It’s a reminder that they are getting too old to be where they’re financially, academically and relationship wise etc

On a normal day a boy could just sit and start thinking of how to move forward in life, that thinking is more intense on a birthday

So if they don’t send a picture of themselves as broadcast to all contacts on WhatsApp group for a repost, it’s not a flex

They are grateful for life, but when they have something truly worth celebrating they won’t hold back

It’s not fake maturity, we are usually on a date with reality and reality is not friendly.

[21 🥭 @wannaBeMase]

March photo dump, anyone?