Neosavic

SP34RM4N Fan // #WEARECOL #SaveNACS

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@kodanagain where?

[kajmak.eth @kajmak_eth]

hehe

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@zelekosity @dickerjunge24 is that not microsoft teams?

[Mads @europemaxxed]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

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@JasonBWLake Truly he is!

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@lookitsjusttoy @EmileHirsch No shot they’ll play it in Canada I guarantee, enjoy it for me 😘

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@left_plain @croncobaurul Your post was about the buildings and balconies tho bud

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Wife made me go to couples therapy last week

Nice office

Two couches

Box of tissues

The therapist asked what brings us in

My wife said "he treats everything like a transaction"

I said "that's not true"

The therapist asked me to give an example of something I do that isn't transactional

I thought about it for 11 seconds

I could not think of an example

The therapist asked how that made me feel

I said "efficient"

My wife looked at the therapist

The therapist looked at my wife

They had a moment

I was not part of the moment

My wife said "do you love me?"

I said "I chose you. Every day I choose you. That's not emotion. That's a commitment with a compounding return and I don't see a better alternative in the market."

The room went quiet

My wife cried

The therapist cried

I didn't understand why

That was the most romantic thing I've ever said

The therapist said "I think we should meet weekly"

I said "what's your hourly rate?"

She said "$275"

I said "for both of us or each?"

My wife picked up her purse and walked out

I stayed to negotiate the rate

Got it down to $250

Small win

Sent from my iPhone

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@NartOutHere i was curious what ancient temple to A-main kills would look like since they removed the pixel angle awps hold

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@lookitsjusttoy Everyone watched s1mple 2021 nuke demos, insane rotates

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[Shubham @aShubhamz]

Time between Offer letter and joining date.

[rumpel⚙️🔫 @rumpel_irving]

When I’m going somewhere with my homie’s girlfriend without my homie

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@endiezyt @cCoppertot @FreakazoidA So what’s the contrary? Being on twitter for socializing, I think that’s a self own from you

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@lookitsjusttoy @0xgaut

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@crusa_tv @DabMasterDaniel @MnmzzzCS Theres no context to provide, this person's just a freak

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@n1darryl @GiFShitpost Discord link?

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@litteralyme0 we still love her though