Noetica

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[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

As someone from Akwa Ibom, I can say with full chest that Akwa Ibom pumps the oil that keeps Nigeria running.
Over 1 million barrels per day from our shores. Here's what happened 👇

[3RDking of Bayelsa @3rdking2]

Look at the hypocrisy in Nigeria:

Chevron Nigeria Limited (CNL)
Operates in the western Niger Delta (e.g., Escravos area in Delta State)
Headquarters: Lekki Peninsula, Lagos (Chevron Drive). Operations base in the Delta region.

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

Dont underestimate African teams this world cup.....except South Africa.

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

Sowore over to you.....

New protest don land

[Bayo Onanuga, OON, CON @aonanuga1956]

The IGP crack team has arrested Ifechukwu Dennis who originated the fake voice that he passed on to his gullible targets as President Tinubu’s voice. Dennis was arrested in Benin. The police will issue an official statement.

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

Martin Zubimendi is a top player, but Rice gives Arsenal something different in the biggest games: DOMINANCE

PSG thrive in transitions and overloads through midfield, and Rice is the one player who can shut that down while still driving Arsenal forward.

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

Declan Rice has to play as the No.6 in a Champions League final.

Against PSG’s midfield, Arsenal need control, physicality, recovery pace and leadership in front of the back four and nobody offers that better than Rice.

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

Declan Rice has to play as the No.6 in a Champions League final.

Against PSG’s midfield, Arsenal need control, physicality, recovery pace and leadership in front of the back four and nobody offers that better than Rice.

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

Arsenal just won the League......

Continue Hating Haters
#WHUARS

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

When you count blessings, involve David Raya

#WHUARS

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

A 6th-place club that has completely forgotten how to want things for themselves.
The hate is so deep, they don't even need their own wins anymore.

Clowns

#PremierLeague #Arsenal #Chelsea #AFCvCFC #ArsenalFC #ChelseaFC #Arteta #FootballTwitter #EPL #COYG

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

@IceyEiza Happy birthday Favy

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

@MeetIjeoma Dont give uppp......you getting there

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

@RuthDtechsavyVA Thank you

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

Your friend just got caught in one of Nigeria's most common and dangerous traps.
It's called the "Accidental Transfer Scam".
And it has ruined lives.

Here's exactly how it works. 🧵

[𝕄𝕒𝕕𝕒𝕞 ℙ𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕥🚀 @MeetIjeoma]

Yesterday my friend received an alert of 30M from an unknown sender.

Few minutes later, a strange number called him saying it was a mistake and that they would send him an account to transfer the money back.

My friend told the man to come and meet him so they could go to the bank together.

Since yesterday, the man hasn’t agreed… and my friend hasn’t moved either.

The money is still in his account.

He is scared and confused on his next move….what should he do?

Repost y’all 🥺

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

Most of you broke your niche, personal values for Elon engagements. Because no sane female financial analyst will post "normalise touching another babe boobs".
Then next post "NGX just moved up 30%".

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

Clock the suffering, it continues 2027

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

Smart nations don't thank anyone. They take notes.

American imperial ambition has a chokepoint literally.

Any nation that controls or can credibly threaten a global energy chokepoint has de facto veto power over US military adventurism.

Nigeria should be studying that lesson

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Iran has just done Nigeria and Africa a massive favour BTW.

By removing any shred of residual legitimacy left on the American empire's naked body, it has made it much harder to sell that "invade Nigeria to 'protect the Christians' " bullshit.

Nobody is ever going to buy the narrative that the guy who was just threatening to "end an entire civilisation" by committing the greatest war crime in human history against millions of civilians, is trying to save any goddamn Christian in Darkest Africa. That agenda is now dead and can now rest in peace.

Closing the Strait of Hormuz for nearly 6 weeks has also had the fortunate unintended consequence of forcing African countries to seek closer energy cooperation with each other. The number of African supply deals signed by the Dangote refinery over the past month would have taken years to achieve without Iran's intervention.

Allowing the war to end now and opening the Strait of Hormuz so that US tankers can pass through makes Nigerian oil less critical to the Star Spangled Motherfuckers, which makes a military invasion to 'protect Christians' all the less likely.

Every Nigerian who knows their arse from their elbow needs to visit their local Iranian embassy today to say thank you.

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

Trump pulled off what nobody thought possible ,brokering a US-Iran ceasefire hours before his own deadline. Oil crashing 16% in a single night. $117 to $94 a barrel. The Strait of Hormuz is opening. Markets are flying.
Love him or hate him, the man moves markets. #Iran #Trump

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

@kryptogal Ohh noooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

Like the audacity of my brain to even draft that sentence.

Who raised me.

Why am i like this.

Delete.

Clear cache.

Burn the phone

And it's always the wildest takes too you'll be MID SENTENCE with full confidence and then something in your soul just goes.

"Log off" bro

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

"This is sooo me.....i literally would want to reply to some sexual thread like 'cumming on blowjob means you ain't healthy' but then i'd hover over the reply button for 3 whole seconds and be like.....naaaа my reputation can NOT take this hit today 😭😭

[Softboy @softboywin]

post & delete is one thing, but do you ever be typing a tweet and mid sentence just be like nah i need to shut tf up 😂😂😂😂

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

"The father-in-law and husband aren't fighting because they've mastered humanity's greatest skill, pretending not to notice anything. Meanwhile, the mother-in-law spent 30 years perfecting a son, and the wife showed up and said

'Thanks, I'll take it from here.'

[KIRA 🤍 @Iamkrebkira]

How come we never see Father-in-law and Husband fighting, why is it always wife and Mother-in-law? Why?

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

@sciencegirl The Internet — Gave every human a megaphone, turns out most of us use it to argue with strangers about things that won't matter in 40 years. Revolutionary.

[Noetica @NeoticaJay]

The Internet — Gave every human a megaphone, turns out most of us use it to argue with strangers about things that won't matter in 40 years.

Revolutionary.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

What is stopping humanity from living peacefully together?