Jace Herondale

The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me. | #TMI |

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

Come to the TMI fandom. We have mangos, ducks, glitter, and the fabulous Magnus Bane. #ShadowhuntersFandomUnited @cassieclare

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 8 Mar 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 8 Mar 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 8 Mar 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

Then try not to fall in love with me. It will be difficult, nearly impossible at times, but with enough self-control and determination, you will survive.

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

[Narrows his eyes at the doppelgänger.] No, he’s not nearly as dashing as I am. And he’s... older. I’ll be lucky if I make it past 25.

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

No one else can have my face. My bone structure is /unique/, chiseled by the Angel himself.

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

It might be too much sexiness for everyone to handle. The world might implode!

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

@_Alec_Lightwood She hated us before that... I think I just made it worse. [Feigning helplessness, he spread his hands and shrugged.] What can I say? I have that effect on women. And men. And the occasional ghost.

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

@_Alec_Lightwood That sounds dangerous and incredibly painful. Too bad it doesn’t work on female demons... Believe me when I say I tried with Lilith. She was oddly immune to my rugged charm.

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

Magnus! Where are you? I need a favor.

You know how there’s just one of me? Yeah, that’s not enough. I want at least fifty.

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

Hmm... not a bad idea, not a bad idea. I should get started on that right away.

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

Could you imagine... a large army of mini Jaces. That’s how I’m going to take over the world.

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

@_Alec_Lightwood I— [A stunned Jace was a rarity; he didn’t like the feeling of being struck speechless. Finally, a slow, rueful grin broke out on his face.] Careful where you play that. You’re going to attract a hoard of desperate women who want to have my babies when they hear that ringtone.

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

Shocking enough?

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

I was trying to shock you so much that you came back, if only just to smack me.

[Smug]

It worked.

[➰Alec Lightwood➰ @_Alec_Lightwood]

Whoop. Shit. He's back.

"Wait... are you calling 'me' babe?" Blinks slowly.

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

Babe.

[➰Alec Lightwood➰ @_Alec_Lightwood]

Goes hunting for a better avi.

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

I love you. You’re great. Meet me here tomorrow.

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

I have to go.

[Jace Herondale @NephilimsLight]

.... don’t hate me.