Neptune Henriksen🍉

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[Neptune Henriksen🍉 @NeptuneHen]

Hey folks!
Quick update: I'm also using it/its pronouns too!
So both they/them and it/its.
Alternate between both or pick one set to use.
I hope all my fellow Gender Traitors and Abominations Of Nature are having a good one 🤗

[Neptune Henriksen🍉 @NeptuneHen]

Hey kids, it's Neptune now, and we're using they/them pronouns full time. I hope you're eating your fruits, and drinking your waters!
✨🍏🍌🍊🍓✨

[eggvermifuge @eggvermifuge]

This wouldn’t work in the US because Republicans would be posting on Facebook about students giving each other sex changes in 3rd period

[Neptune Henriksen🍉 @NeptuneHen]

...okay 😮‍💨

[Neptune Henriksen🍉 @NeptuneHen]

@amechansgf Real. I was "older than my years" until mid-twenties, and now I'm in my 30s, and feel much younger 😔

[Neptune Henriksen🍉 @NeptuneHen]

@hum_dunkin @botaniyya You rang?

[shitposter emeritus (on sabbatical) @jazzghost_pm]

I've spent years working on this and it really comes down to this:

Any single tiny thing you can do to feel like you're helping build a better future is more productive than 10,000 hours of dread.

[baby j @jamiemykaela]

bouncing on it in a way that complies with my public liability insurance coverage and the provider’s policies.

[ky ❤︎⁠ tv @femmebr1na]

and resurrected me thank you fall out boy

[tay @hairball1952]

when i go to the club i wanna hear these club classics

[Neptune Henriksen🍉 @NeptuneHen]

Tix to all upcoming Goodwill Comedy Club shows: https://t.co/Gr0GgkzRNs

[Neptune Henriksen🍉 @NeptuneHen]

#NewProfilePic Aaaand I'm back with Goodwill Comedy Club in 2025! The feel good comedy night with no mean-spirited crowd work, where everyone can feel welcome.
First Thursday of the month - 6 Feb, 6 Mar, 2 Apr

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

if you don't like what they did to that statue you should see what bombs do to children in gaza

[Neptune Henriksen🍉 @NeptuneHen]

Neptune Henriksen stuns in new self-timed headshots 📸

[Taylor McNallie ☕ @TaylorMcNallie]

#FreeHim and #LuigiMangione trending across the app today...

Anyway.. #FreeMumia, 70-year-old Black Panther member who has was lied on by police on this day 43 years ago which led to his life sentence - previously a death sentence.

Free all political prisoners.

[de la luna @vy1in]

how your email finds me

[Neek-Neek! @nenesw1n6bill]

@KentuckyEntwife @PattyMarieSD https://t.co/09opmsuJYB has an extensive list of vetted businesses. All business types.

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

“ When a Clown moves into the Palace, he doesn’t become a King, The Palace becomes a Circus” is a Turkish proverb which is worth heeding in the coming days.

[P² @DreMacsAMillion]

Someone who worked in all 3 branches of government is losing to a reality tv host.

[alexa @glusong]

the snl crowd singing it back to chappell… oh i’m emotional she has made it