Neptune Jenkins

[Neptune Jenkins @NeptuneJenkins]

@Bieberliscous Okay, using your "freedom of speech", go and yell "FIRE" in a crowded theatre.

[Neptune Jenkins @NeptuneJenkins]

@Bieberliscous Well, I assume that means I have to get involved, seeing as how you're insulting my friend and colleague. Shut up.

[Neptune Jenkins @NeptuneJenkins]

I must say, I have enjoyed Weird Al Yankovic's Internet Sandman, but most of what he has written is boring and foolish.

[Neptune Jenkins @NeptuneJenkins]

@homergint Wooooww... Good attempt at being witty, fan of Weird Al and Justin Bieber. Talk to me when you've grown some pubes. Asswipe.

[Neptune Jenkins @NeptuneJenkins]

@MystikTomato I don't need to tell you; Weird Al is a hack musician. But feel free to attempt to change my mind.

[Neptune Jenkins @NeptuneJenkins]

@MystikTomato Oh, please. He has as much humor as a piece of watermelon. One that isn't smashed by Gallagher, thank-you-very-much.

[Neptune Jenkins @NeptuneJenkins]

I'd like to know why people enjoy the following artists: Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, Weird Al Yankovic and Stephanie Meyer. Please respond.

[Neptune Jenkins @NeptuneJenkins]

So it seems that Weird Al is working on a Macarena parody. How very much like him to be over a decade behind the times.

[Neptune Jenkins @NeptuneJenkins]

I'll be seeing #NeverSayNever3D in cinemas as soon as I wish to commit mass-homicide. You all deserve it, though.

[Neptune Jenkins @NeptuneJenkins]

Justin Bieber's new movie, #NeverSayNever3D is going to be in 3D. Everyone excited about this is even more stupid than I assumed.