Austin J. M.

Crazy ol' Cat Man

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

Dial-up internet, orded phones, a crib.

[Eric Bailey @EricVBailey]

Hi, Twitter!

What did you have in 1998 that you no longer have in 2018?

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

Kids today will never know these glorious moments

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

Cleaning sauce

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

FBI. Sorry stop inform you sir, hut I have to borrow your cat. It's for reasons of national security.

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

My cat: *Sits on lap*
Me: *gets up*
My cat: Its treason then

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

That's usually the age it slows down. It can last I to your 60's.

[pancakes 🍉 @rah2729x]

My 13 year old cousin started her period and asked what age does it stop. I told her 50 and now she’s fuming LOOOL same sis, same

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

#WhatOldSchoolMeansToMe Watching 90's and early 2000's cartoons.

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

Some of these aren't even that old.

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

This picture is a meme

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

So.... I should feel guilty because I have high metabolism, exercise, and have good genetics? No. You want thin, you work for it.

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

I was 7 months old when it came out. Just to put that in perspective.

[AB @AlannaBennett]

The Parent Trap opened 20 years ago today! Aside from the built-in plot hole of bad parenting decisions it is PRACTICALLY A PERFECT MOVIE and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. Long live Nancy Meyers 💫.

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

Just a guy taking his Lemon for a walk https://t.co/jqHzAdnRHJ

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

Operative word being "relatively". https://t.co/O0wsLXa4Zu

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

Sure, until you remember how severely underpaid you are. https://t.co/nYoDr9EF4U

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

MoRe LiKe BeLoNgS iN tHe TrAsH

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

Should do this and make suits too. https://t.co/LffAzzyhsP

[Insider @thisisinsider]

Christy Dawn makes vintage-style dresses from deadstock fabric 👗

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

@Wendys I didn't want mayo

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

@Wendys About 2 years ago I had a Baconator Double. The staff in Oskaloosa, Iowa messed it up. Burnt bun, really greasy, and added mayo.

[Austin J. M. @NerdBot21]

This tragedy couldve been avoided https://t.co/SQm6UnPoXJ