Michael Bowen

Hey! im michael. Im a husband, Christian, college student, ex wheelchair racer, rock climbing enthusiast, water skiing enthusiast, and nerd. Glad to meet ya! :)

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

You know why they have those little holes on crocs? Because that's where your dignity leaks out.

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

@LexusTheGemini Also when I do stuff for the sake of helping or serving others I try to do it as secretly as possible. I hate attention.

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

@LexusTheGemini I would definitely do it if someone was not able to, and my wife loves to help people and serve them.

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

@Robbie_Jarvis that pretty much accurately depicts both presidential candidates in this election 😂.

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

@LexusTheGemini example?

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

@LexusTheGemini and it's got a great sound :)

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

@LexusTheGemini Ukulele?

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

@LilBigTrouble #NostalgiaCity

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

@doddleoddle sadly I could probably fit in that shopping cart. #HobbitLife

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

@linklamont this guy right here knows what's up.

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

@AlexAngelo thanks for the follow :).

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

@SabrinaAnnLynn Who will sit on the iron throne in GOT? I need to know these things!!! 😂#EVOLution

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

@beckiiwhiting meh, just sing anyway.

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

@feliciaday Instead of voting for these 2 Yahoos can I just vote for you?

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

@FionaGastineau @tomhanks ya totally went there.

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

@LiaMarieJohnson *sigh* its moments like these that I am thankful I'm in a wheelchair 😂. No but seriously I hope your alright.

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

The most legit nickname I've had for a Pokémon

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

I think my Pokemon naming skills are on point.

[Michael Bowen @NerdOnWheels]

@LedaCMuir @Pinsky I got insanely lucky because I caught an Abra in my living room a short time after downloading the game

[Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas]

I invited everyone over to my house for a big Fourth of July party.

There won't be any fireworks.

I'll add them in with CGI later.

[Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas]

A New Hope alternative ending:

Luke blows up the Death Star.

He pulls away.

As he speeds off, he whispers, "Now THAT was pod racing."