melissa

I basically only tweet about my cats

[melissa @NerdsWin]

Thanks @bastille for spending 1,339 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Thelma + Louise. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/JeRFcRnb8m

[melissa @NerdsWin]

Long boi

[Adam @FastFoodFOMO]

My hands look like this, so theirs can look like that

[melissa @NerdsWin]

I guess Mac likes his cat grass???

[melissa @NerdsWin]

😸

[mary @CorpseClips]

:)

[Myth @Myth_]

"Do it in XQC's voice" @dakotaz

[melissa @NerdsWin]

@polyporesandmo1 AW HELLO

[melissa @NerdsWin]

I put up a bird feeder in my backyard and I’m just so excited!! I had a female cardinal come today and scare away the other birds while it ate. Now there are 15 birds between the feeder and the ground below. I’m gonna run out of birdseed so fast 😂

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

i love the flexibility of public accounting - getting to chose which 18 hours of the day you want to work

[Bryce Vine @brycevine]

IT'S HERE https://t.co/JBNWBvSAs0

[ً @wxtertribe]

in case ur having a bad day here’s zuko hugging uncle iroh🥺

[🇵🇸🦋steeeze🦋🇵🇸 @aaronotsosteezy]

we’ve found updog

[Detroit Justice Center @justcitydetroit]

If you know someone who was arrested in #Detroit at a protest, please reach out to our bail disruptors. Send their name (and birthday if possible). Contact: Megan Dieboll at 313.320.4463/[email protected] or Asia Johnson at 248.702.5430/[email protected]

[melissa @NerdsWin]

The only thing boyfriends are good for.

[melissa @NerdsWin]

MY CATERPILLAR THAT OVERWINTERED LAST YEAR JUST CAME OUT OF ITS CHRYSALIS

[melissa @NerdsWin]

Remember when my cat threw up in my brother’s $300 headphones

[melissa @NerdsWin]

@samy_lempke YAYYYY SO PROUD OF YOU!! THIS IS A HUGE THING 🎉