50 Nerds of Grey

[50 Nerds of Grey @NerdsofGrey]

'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.

[50 Nerds of Grey @NerdsofGrey]

When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on...
Then it turned her off.
Then it turned her on again.

[50 Nerds of Grey @NerdsofGrey]

'I can't wait!' she cried, ripping off her blouse, 'Take me now!'
'OK,' he said, 'But I doubt they'll let you into Legoland without a top.'

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'So,' she said, entering his bedroom, 'This is where the magic happens.'
'Oh yes,' he smiled, putting on his Harry Potter glasses and cloak.

[50 Nerds of Grey @NerdsofGrey]

'Smack that bottom,' she demanded, bending over the table. 'Smack it hard!'
'I am,' he said, 'But the ketchup just won't come out.'

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'Would you like to try two women at once?' she whispered seductively.
He gulped.
'You mean, Siri AND Cortana?'

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'Talk dirty to me,' she begged.
'Alright,' he said, leaning closer, 'Volkswagen diesel . .'