Magnolia Moonshine

Fluent in translating BS into English. I'm a woman, not a temperature! Lover of cats, books, freedom & chocolate. Balancing Life's Riches Against the Ditches.

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

♥️🇺🇸 💙 #TeamUSA Men’s Hockey 🏒🥅 coming at ya in less than 24 hours for the Gold 🏅Medal!

Are YOU as excited as I AM for this team?!?!

Do you remember 1980 and the Miracle on Ice? *shiver*

I’m catchin’ those vibes!

@usahockey

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

The truth in its most satirical form.

Who knew?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Terrorists Feeling Dumb For Ramming Twin Towers When All They Had To Do Was Run For Mayor https://t.co/C8pPqEjPbM

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

@ezra_segal @shaunvlog_ Please come and live at Lake Martin, AL! It’s truly Alabama’s hidden 💎 gem!

Though it’s become somewhat of a summer holiday ‘place’ since #covid.

Meemaw @GovernorKayIvey closed the beaches but not the lake. It became a favourite to more than the locals who live year round.

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

@ScatterBrainUK @archiveyroyals Same. That isn’t a good look on him!

One question: WHY?

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

@FreddyLA7 The #IronBowl between #Auburn and #Alabama on 28 November!

#WDE 💙🐅🧡

@AuburnU
@UofAlabama

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

If it were that simple….

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

8 Signs Your Car Might Have Been Radicalized https://t.co/Lj6QXVeary

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

@NoContextBrits I laughed waaaay too hard at this!😂

*Thinks* to self: I would totally BE that person etching ✍🏻 away FOR hours!

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

@Telegraph Common sense is, seemingly, an after thought. I. Am. Seriously. Having. A. W. T. F. Moment simply reading the headline.

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

#Alabama and the Deep South, once again, defying stereotypes portrayed in MSM News, Literature, and film!

Proof that humanity can evolve and be better!

Yay!🎉

Gotta give #Tennessee (my home state) and #Texas (don’t mess with it) a huge shoutout too!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Because many people have been asking us about it: Our favorite states from the trip were Tennessee, Alabama, and Texas. Our favorite town was Fairhope, Alabama, and our favorite food spot was Taco Bell.

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

@BuffaloSabres LaLaLaFontaine is my favourite!🦬

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

No sacred cows 🐄 in this country!

Mockery and satire have a place in the public square and I must admit….I laughed way too hard at this!😂

[Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence]

Jasmine Crockett is not going to like this, but I had to do it.

She is screaming at the top of her lungs about being oppressed and claiming that the white man brought her over on a slave ship.

I have already been warned by her supporters not to mock her, but before anyone asks, “How dare you mock a Black woman?”—I am a comedian, and I am allowed to mock whoever I want, just like SNL and countless other comedians mock people of every color.

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

@BluehandRising I’m guessing they are waiting for the guy who’s been chasing the 🐐 goat?

Or not?🤦🏻‍♀️

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

@EcadGuy2509 @rocknrollofall Upright Bass is what most folks in bluegrass call those instruments.😉

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

@TRobinsonNewEra Why haven’t they been deported? Seems like tampering with evidence and being an accessory to the crime of murder would warrant such an act!

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

@japan_nobunaga Typical tailgating in America!

It’s that way in every college campus with the first NCAA ‘football’ 🏈 game of the season.

Always epic! Everyone is family!

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

@fiago7 #Nashville for true!

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

@olivegarden leading the way, showing government how it’s done!

In any other universe this wouldn’t be about a never-ending #PastaPass but instead how to have a secure #election.

Funny old world, innit?🙄

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

HOLY SHIT

Olive Garden is basically banning black people and married women from using their pasta passes

Literally shaking rn

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

@shaunvlog_ Redneck Riviera! No other place quite like it!

#Nashville

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

@shaunvlog_ You could always tailgate?

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

@FreddyLA7 I’m so very happy that you’ve experienced American hospitality & been welcomed with open arms!🤗

I would say it’s a ‘southern’ thing, being in Atlanta with Nashville in town, but I know Americans, in general, are hospitable folks, no matter where you go.♥️xx

It’s our pleasure!

[Magnolia Moonshine @NerdyBluez]

What is wrong with our country?

Ugh!🤦🏻‍♀️

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

People just realized that Olive Garden's never-ending pasta pass is more secure than our elections
https://t.co/l65Eg2nJPa