Ghost of NerfBeard

I'm Ian Kennedy's Nerf Beard. Don't let Brian Wilson's Beard fool you, I'm the best facial hair in all of baseball. (Not affiliated with D-backs or Kennedy)

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

@Vincemarotta ask Ian if getting rid of me is what cursed him.

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

@Eric_Pros2Preps Just like @VinceMarotta, I can find a new partner. Thinking I'd look good on Martin Prado. #NerfBeard4Life

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

Ian may have been traded but just talked to Kevin Towers and he wants me here. Needs my swagger and confidence to beat the weak in the West.

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

Wait a frickin Eric Byrnes second!?!? Ian shaves me and now talk of Brian Wilson? It better be the Beach Boy otherwise it is a beardspiracy.

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

Hey Ian, Where's you messiah now? That's right, stuck in the drain of your bathroom sink since you shaved him. #GhostOfNerdBeardOut

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

Hey @timlincecum , Since you cut your hair and need a new signature look and I'm a free agent it seems like a natural fit. ~ #NerfBeardOut

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

Damn Chuck Powell over at @AZSports620. He is a murderer. He confesses to it here. http://t.co/nikXRxppDR I will haunt him and Ian now.

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

@FOXSPORTSAZ I'm not going anywhere! #VivaLaNerfBeard

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

Ian shaved me. Doesn't mean I'm gone. I'm just more bitter, sarcastic and resentful. Sorry buddy but your arm, not me was the issue.

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

It's official. Looking good while being on Ian's face is becoming increasingly difficult. Hope I don't go the way of CVL soon. #Gone

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

@ASUBrett @VeroPadilla34 I kicked my own ass the first time I heard Ian play that. Now I know what it feels like to be a LA fan. #Disgraced

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

I'm standing on end like Ian is uncomfortable or creepier out. Dodger fans must be in town. #BeatLA #ShowerDodgers

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

Wait, I got left off the NL All-Star roster? That's going to be one unattractive team now. Oh, and congrats to Corbin and Goldschmidt too.

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

Heard Vinny is returning to radio on the Dan Bickley show with @VinceMarotta. Asking Ian to change his name to NerfBeard with Ian Kennedy.

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

If Puig makes All-Star game I should be there too. If it counts it needs added drama that Ian will provide and needs a sexy look like me.

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

Sorry MLB but you can't suspend me from looking awesome no matter what you do to Ian. #NerfBeardOut

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

When I told Ian I wanted it high, tight and above and the neck I was talking about how he shaved me, not hitting Puig and Greinke.

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

If I caught Ian wearing the goggles Joe Kelly has on I'd request to be shaved off out of complete shame. #DorkyLook #NerfBeardOut #GoDbacks

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

@dave_zorn No one deals a beard that looks this good on the mound. Crazy opinion by your co-host. #Nerfbeardout

[Ghost of NerfBeard @NerfBeard]

@Eric_Pros2Preps I blame Ian's struggles on Powell and @Vincemarotta. His superhuman abilities went away around the time SportsCore did.