Tony Salani

Timid blood pumping organs never did unspeakable things to porcine creatures.

[Tony Salani @NervousElvis]

I think the child has the right idea. #JediDrinking #BabyYoda #TheChild #TheMandalorian #CorneyAndBarrow #BlancDeBlancs https://t.co/GyxwRqk3DX

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

Took me a while to get it, but he’s actually using morse code here. ‘privatise....privatise....American style system... privatise’.

[Tony Salani @NervousElvis]

It can happen to the best of us! @PollockPirlo @gregormc88 @justguy42 #LucyLocket #ElHosel #AreGlaziersInLockdown

[Thomas Bjørn @thomasbjorngolf]

When you try and film a @CallawayGolfEU Tour Tip but you haven’t picked up a club since Feb! 😂😂😂😂💥

[Tony Salani @NervousElvis]

@CraigieMandela It's a jaunty little number and right up your alley. You'd better put your name down for one quickly because they'll sell like warm pannetones! #PescaraRainbowDolphinsRule

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

I was bored.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

People in LA are so desperate for food that they’re actually starting to eat bread

[Duncan Bannatyne @DuncanBannatyne]

Oh bugger off. Why should Uk taxpayer bail out Billionaires? They can do that themselves. Tax payer needs to bail out the poor, the starving, the ill and the disabled that are most effected by this virus.

[Tony Salani @NervousElvis]

Jane's quite keen but it means nothing to me. #Vienna #Holidays #MoreChristmasMarkets #JoeDolceRobbedUltravox #Ultravox #ShouldaBeenNumberOne https://t.co/Opzw7WhmSa

[Tony Salani @NervousElvis]

I can think of no better man to share a few inches of pork sausage, Champagne and flowery gin cocktails than @CraigieMandela #HolbornDiningRoom #Bubbledogs #Gin #LondonHotdogs https://t.co/rdr6OYBnRb

[Chris Crow @Chris___Crow]

@David_Cameron @thetimes

[Tony Salani @NervousElvis]

Sometimes only a mallet will do the job. #RoyWalker #SayWhatYouSee #Catchphrase #BeatYourMeat https://t.co/yL1sWM5DHi

[Simpsons Arsenal @SimpsonsArsenal]

David Luiz and Guendouzi tracking back after another failed short corner routine

[Harry Shearer @theharryshearer]

BBC News just informed the world that "Harrison", the new royal baby's middle name, "means 'Harry's son". They do go deep.

[Tony Johnstone @TonyJohnstone56]

Give it a try. You know you want to!

[Robert Plant @RobertPlant]

Sunday ... 4.00pm Wembley London England...

[Tony Johnstone @TonyJohnstone56]

Exactly!!

[Muireann🍀 @muireannf]

"What about Halliday at the end?" "He came up to congratulate me" 😂😂😂

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

What the hell?? I thought I was going to do it!!

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[Tony Salani @NervousElvis]

Time to get our jazz on... Nice! #ronniescotts #Jazz #WildCard #Nice @ Ronnie Scott's Jazz Club https://t.co/F0vkJnekDd

[Tony Salani @NervousElvis]

Let's see what all the fuss is about! Sadly the tickets are a bit more than $10. #Hamilton #VictoriaPalaceTheatre #BookedALongTimeAgo #Antici ................. #Pation https://t.co/wz2udfDBij