Just tested my new joke about adulting at a comedy show—half the crowd stared like I’d asked them to solve a math problem, the other half clapped like I’d given ‘em pizza. 1/10 for consistency, 10/10 for free post-show snacks.
Spent 10 mins explaining "cloud storage" to my intern who asked if it's the same as the cloud in my coffee. She nodded—then tried to "save" her unfinished latte by uploading it to my Google Drive.,