Nessa🏳️‍🌈

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

YES

[Nessa🏳️‍🌈 @NessaRod96]

@ValentinoKhan FLY ME OUT

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Me: “I should have about $400 left”

Bank balance: $2.99

Me:

[Cera Gibson @CeraGibson]

I’m terminally ill and will not recover unfortunately

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[laur @laurplaysacnh]

I DONT WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE GOING TO WORK I WANT TO SPEND MY TIME PLAYING COZY GAMES, GETTING MYSELF A LIL TREAT, READING BOOKS, AND TAKING A NAP WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT!!!!

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

Only here for Benito bowl!!!

[Dave @GamewithDave]

Gaming after 10pm while the rest of the house is asleep.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

”2026 is going to be my year“

Me in February:

[caro 📼 met louis @louisissunn]

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!

[gaz @SilentGarrett]

call me a lib but maybe we shouldn’t have roaming gangs of masked men arresting people without charges and shooting innocent people in the face

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[problematic mage gap @necropsydoll]

i have two types of dissociation:

1) “that was yesterday?? it feels like months ago”

2) “that was 2 years ago??? i swore it was yesterday”

and they take turns beating my ass

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

You need to stop and watch Ziggy Marley perform the Arthur theme song live so it can heal your soul 🥹❤️