You see, Mr. Bond, I've now been confined to this swivel chair for 72 days, 6 hours, and 53 minutes. But who's counting?
(by @NestExpressed)
https://t.co/XTRp8V0VSC
“We are pleased to grant you an additional 10 (TEN) days of sun. This brings your total number of sunny days to 10 (TEN).”
by @NestExpressed
https://t.co/H8ZCXnVuXX
Nia devours her small bowl of blueberries. Then she turns to me and looks at my still full bowl.
Nia: "Daddy do you want to eat with me?"
Me: "Nope, think I'll eat by myself."
Nia (cheerfully): "Okay!"
*Brief pause*
Nia (smiling): "Can I eat with you?"
Nathan: *sees a neck massage pillow and insist I lie down and use it*
Me: okay *places head on pillow and turns it on*
Nathan: Daddy, why is it making you flat?
This is me.
It's not what you're thinking.
I'm in the middle, flanked by two giant boulders, from which I'm trying to escape. Judging by my facial expression, I am clearly not thrilled about my predicament.
Nathan's first art piece with a backstory.
Reading a recipe as a noob be like: "Clomp the eggplants. Rinse them gently counterclockwise and flamper their girdlines with a flicky chomper knife along each rebular side."
“Picture your happy place. What’s that? It went bankrupt two month ago?
That’s fine.
Picture your other happy place. They should be open to tourists again in July 2021.”
by @NestExpressed
https://t.co/13KBkHCCV8
"The Gruffalo" - a gritty reboot by Nathan.
A mouse went through the deep dark wood
And met an owl who was angry
Always angry
And then he ate the mouse
Now that's a short story.