Albert

Mkenya

[Albert @NetMasala]

Fancy Bear, the Russian hackers group suspected to be behind today's MPESA hacking attack.

[Susan Katana @suzzie_katana]

Does Nyambaria leading have something to do with the education CS being a Kisii?

[Susan Katana @suzzie_katana]

Mwenye anajua huyu fala amwambie aache ujinga. We are not taking this kind of nonsense to 2024!

[Susan Katana @suzzie_katana]

Zakayo Pinocchio

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

How would you rate President Ruto's responses to questions asked by journalists? #KenyansPoll

[Susan Katana @suzzie_katana]

Gachagua please.
Every day Uhuru this, Uhuru that. What if you guys had succeeded Moi? Uhuru is not in power and you are not in the opposition. You have the government. Please start working. If Uhuru committed any crimes, jail him but for Pete's sake STFU about Uhuru.

[Michael @mikenjuki]

Being proactive is the biggest life hack.

[Michael @mikenjuki]

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[Susan Katana @suzzie_katana]

It says sooo much about @kate_Actress_'s character if the only thing her haters can attack her with is having a husband and keeping her private life private.

[Susan Katana @suzzie_katana]

Here we were winning the #KenyaVsNigeria hands down when Nigerians elected that old geezer. Then Rachael Ruto goes ahead and gives an order to hire 100 intercessors 😏.

[Susan Katana @suzzie_katana]

Was the new Nigerian president elected posthumously? I mean, is he alive? Ooh, I get it. The corrupt Nigerians just wanted someone who will be asleep while they loot.

#KenyaVsNigeria

[Michael @mikenjuki]

You can't be good at everything, but you can be good at something.

[Michael @mikenjuki]

Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.

[Michael @mikenjuki]

Moving from CSS to JavaScript is the toughest part of a web developer's journey.

[Susan Katana @suzzie_katana]

Nabii arap Ushuru 😏

[Susan Katana @suzzie_katana]

Spy potato!

[Susan Katana @suzzie_katana]

If I tell you 'text me when you get there', then you get there and decide to call instead, you will call until you understand English.

[Susan Katana @suzzie_katana]

Kenya Auto Bazaar
A WhatsApp group for buyers and sellers of new and used vehicles

https://t.co/PP30SCd7wk

[Susan Katana @suzzie_katana]

The people you elected to provided solutions are now "helpless" and asking you to "whip them on the buttock". If you are helpless @rigathi, @WilliamsRuto, @OleItumbi quit! Let someone take over that can actually provide solutions.