Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe

Gov CyberSec Analyst | Professional Googler | Likes or RT =/= endorsement
#audhd

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

@sadnuggietweets When more of these plushies?

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

New insult unlocked:
“Same qualities as a lava lamp. Not too bright, but fun to watch and pass time.”

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

Promote more male gay weddings.
After being part of one, it’s soooooooo much easier than traditional or female gay weddings 🤣

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

Countries:-threaten US military and population centers-
US:-places more troops- “meh”
Countries:-threaten coffee imports to US-
US:-Goes to FPCON DELTA & activates nukes- “WE STARTED A WAR OVER TEA AND WE DON’T EVEN LIKE THAT SHIT, DON’T FUCK WITH THE COFFEE!”

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

Do something with your life. Fart in a piano.

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

“You ever realize that a house is just a museum for one family!?”

Thanks @DanLamothe

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

Are you really a gamer if you don’t put RGB lights on your house?

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

Get FREE stickers:

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[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

My (38M) therapist taught me a coping mechanism for my feelings that my son’s (6M) counselor is teaching him.

Tell me again that AuDHD isn’t a massive developmental disorder when an adult is learning the same things as a 6yo for the same reason.

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

No Diggity - Gonna Bag It Up Halloween Ghost Shirt - Retro Spooky Fun! https://t.co/1gtMOByIHw via @Etsy

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

Hey uh @ATT you should make it so when you ask for ID to be uploaded for orders that being able to upload images from a desktop PC an option. Just because my desktop doesn't have a camera doesn't mean I can't provide an upload of the required docs.

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

@d0rkph0enix @gabsmashh Place is quite literally just down the road from me, and I’m sure I could sch a VA appt to have an alibi…erm…good reason to drive that far on a weekday.

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

My wife is on track to be able to claim having TRIPLE knee replacements before being 40. Is that a record she can claim @GWR or nah?

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

A wise Florida Man once said, “Hurricane prep is just a good excuse to clean up your junk.”

Thanks @huntthefrontjj for that!

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

@bootbakingosint Not even at all.

She’s not a weeb, but she does love anime and Japanese anime music

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

My 11yo daughter is 5’3”

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

It’s why I made this last night

https://t.co/n5b6gVdv95

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

New album bout to drop 🤣

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

If someone without kids asks a person with kids what to expect, here’s an answer for you.

“Things that aren’t supposed to be sticky, will be sticky!”

[Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe @NetSecNick]

Yea, this thing is PoE.

The PoE:

[TracketPacer @TracketPacer]

hey so um

what do u think would *actually* happen if i…