"TH-THEY'RE STRAIGHT O-OKAY!? SEE- SEE!? IT'S IN THE TIER LIST SO IT'S TRUE!!"
If you were alive in Ancient Greece they'd castrate you and pass you around the Lord's house and even that would be too kind a treatment.
Goth Girl Spit is now a real energy drink that you can actually buy thanks to Echelon
Real spit was only used for "testing purposes only" and the citrus-flavoured drink has already sold out
If I was 10,000 tall. Feet tall. You would be... a dirt to me. You'd be a dirt. But luckily I'm on earth with one of you people and I'm just the same as you. So you're beople like me. And I love you.