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Now this incident has a fabulous back story.
Few years back an Indian named Mudi had met Netanyahu & gifted him Bhagvad Gita.
Netanyahu read it fully. He didnтАЩt know the deeper meaning of Karma and always had wrong notion of karma due to western portrayal of that word.
He could never unlearn the lessons.
He looked upto Mudi for deeper spiritual insights in all matters of statecraft.
Post 7/10, he was very disturbed as he felt that was a terror attack which had no parallels and he wanted guidance on how to ensure justice to every child killed, every woman defiled and murdered, every hostage tortured. He also wanted to ensure every culprit and player in 7/10 is punished.
He re-read Gita and using some background research on Mahabharata where it was delivered realised Hamas, Hezbollah, Iran, Houthis are like Kauravas who killed Abhimanyu adharmically and have to be punished. He bombed Hamas to extinction, blew away balls of Hezbollah.
Then he took out Khamenei who was real force behind 7/10.
One man was still being elusive. New Hezbollah chief Naim Qassem who never used to come out of bunker, carried no electronics on him, had steadfastly refused pager and didnтАЩt meet anyone.
So he called in his spiritual guru Mudi to meet him just prior to war and sought guidance on how to deal with elusive Naim Qassem.
Mudi said, I wonтАЩt give you the method but I will tell you a story from Mahabharata.
Mudi said, you know about how Abhimanyu was killed.
Netanyahu said, yes.
Mudi asked, who killed Abhimanyu?
Netanyahu said, Dronacharya, Karna, Kripacharya, Ashwatthama, DushashanaтАЩs Son.
Mudi said, Good, Now tell me when Arjuna heard how Abhimanyu was killed, whom did he blame principally for murder of Abhimanyu.
Netanyahu said, Arjuna blamed Jayadrath for it was Jayadrath who got a boon specifically to ensure this and he blocked chakravyuh for all other warriors like Bhima etc and trapped Abhimanyu to get killed by many warriors fighting adharmically in unison.
So Arjuna swore revenge on Jayadrath that he will eliminate Jayadrath by next evening or he will give up his life..
Mudi said, perfect. You know your Mahabharata well. Now tell me what did Kauravas planned.
Netanyahu said, Kauravas sensed immediate victory as all they had to do to win Mahabharata war was to somehow protect Jayadrath for one day by engaging Arjuna with all battle hardened warriors like Karna, Drona etc and deny him any access to Jayadrath..
Mudi asked, and then what happened.
Netanyahu said, Kaurava plan worked like clockwork. Arjuna was kept away from Jayadrath whole day and as soon as darkness came, he dropped his weapons to offer himself to Agni and give up his life for failing to live upto his promise.
Mudi said, and was it end of the day.
Netanyahu said, no it was a trick played by Shri Krishna to cloak Sun in clouds to make Jayadrath come out of hiding celebrating..
Mudi, Said now you know everything. Let me go as I have to inaugurate some new trains in my land..
Netanyahu had an epiphany and he decided that if Naim is not coming out, he has to be pulled out.
So he secretly paid up greedy Pakistani Munir and Shehbaz to announce ceasefire including Lebanon.
Hearing this, Naem starting jumping in Celebratory mode claiming victory and came out of his well entrenched bunker to eat an ice cream and mock IDF..
As soon as he came out of hiding, Netanyahu told IDF, there is your Naim Qassem aka Jayadrath out in open. Take your best shot, take his head off and let it fall miles apartтАж and soon a rocket ЁЯЪА left from hold of F35 Adir making a whirring noise over Beirut sky and khallasтАж
Mudi who was watching Dhurandhar 2 with his friend Ajay Sanyal at that time chuckled тАЬWhat do they think, if Israel can share some dirty dealings of Pak with them, we wonтАЩt also be telling them about some secrets we have held in our hearts since 5000 years..
#Fiction @total_woke_@BesuraTaansane